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I agree.  I attended one of these events and all I can say is holly shit.  Eat you wheaties.  Be prepared to limp around for a couple of days with a stupid grin on your face and drool running out the corners of your mouth.  Damn I wish I could cum.  You lucky bastards

Ishootcraps1293 reads

I got one word for you, "hamstrings".

Last time I went to a full on group affair like this I thought I was totally prepared. I had to travel three hours to the location, so I bought all kinds of stuff, a change of clothes, special underwear, little blue pills, little black pills, and a little bag of various plugs, rings and wrappers.  

I was running out of vacation days for the fiscal year so I had to dream up a sick day excuse. That's right, "I called out horny".  

Well the next day I was soooooo sore, everybody kept asking me, "why are you walking so funny."  I had to make up some crazy excuse that I was attacked by a pit bull while walking my dog and he bit me in the balls. I couldn't tell anyone I sprained my ankle or nothing because of the way I was walking. Something was obviously wrong with my crotch.  I was walking bow-legged.  People started calling me "hop-a-long-Craps".  

Now I know I post a lot of crazy shit here just to get a laugh, but this story is dead on accurate. You have to exercise for an event like this. Now the girls make this look easy, but you have to understand, they do this for a living.  For us "once a year rock stars" we gotta train.  

So I talked to my trainer. He said those muscles on the inside of your crotch don't get a lot of use so they get sore if asked to perform beyond their normal capacity. He recommended I add a few sets on the adductor machine, it's the one where you squeeze your thighs together;  BUT DON'T OVER DO IT, they are small muscles that sprain easily. He felt it was more important to add a lot of stretches, specifically hamstrings, forward lunges and the insides of your thighs. It looks kinda like a yoga position with your feet tucked under your crotch as you "slowly and gently" push on your knees.  

Now I hear there are three slots left on each of the nights, they are partying Thursday and Saturday. The big M&G is on Friday, and you know every one's going to be there talking about the Soirée. So if you don't want to be kicking yourself, "damn why didn't I sign up for that", this may be your last chance. Click on the link below.

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Related Link: http://sincitysoiree.com/

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DPGUMBY589 reads

Would love to sign up, but i don't hit town til very late Saturday night.  It would be nice if they could put together another event for Sunday or Monday!!

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Holedriller621 reads

I agree.  I attended one of these events and all I can say is holly shit.  Eat you wheaties.  Be prepared to limp around for a couple of days with a stupid grin on your face and drool running out the corners of your mouth.  Damn I wish I could cum.  You lucky bastards

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Lovely Lorena656 reads

Im not sure what a black pill is for?!? (sounds scarey)

Lotta guys I know are in wonderful shape.. (take pride in their physical condition just because  they live a healthy existance) aside from some ED medicine they dont chemically alter their moods etc..(some are smokers .Not cigarettes.. thats cool if you like) :-).. Everyone gets a different high

Endorphins really get you going when you utilize the body to its maximum potential.

The party should be fun.. Im sure the guys really appreciate your advice.. Its Thumbs up!!

Great ladies here that off tantra to help alleviate those aching muscles :-)

Not myself .. yet, Cindy Spice and a I think Katrina are specialists

Good Luck with the yoga..  
Its usually the ladies that have the legs spread :-).. hehe

Sincerely,
Lovely Loren

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LynetteMarie667 reads

Wow...I am really out of the loop as I don't even know which party you're referring to!  I suppose that by being selective and low key, well...I remain selective and low key!

I'm confused about the pills.  I'm assuming the blue pill is Viagra, though I've never been with anyone who chose or needed to take that.  But the black pill?  Please do share!

Also, plugs and rings and wrappers?  I must be really green...I plug electronics in and like to wear my Cartier rings wrapped in..well...nice wrapping papers and red boxes.  Can someone educate me about this?

I hope that everyone has a great few weeks in Vegas!  Maybe do some time on the reformer to prep for your festivities.

Cheers!

Posted By: Ishootcraps
I got one word for you, "hamstrings".  
   
 Last time I went to a full on group affair like this I thought I was totally prepared. I had to travel three hours to the location, so I bought all kinds of stuff, a change of clothes, special underwear, little blue pills, little black pills, and a little bag of various plugs, rings and wrappers.  
   
 I was running out of vacation days for the fiscal year so I had to dream up a sick day excuse. That's right, "I called out horny".  
   
 Well the next day I was soooooo sore, everybody kept asking me, "why are you walking so funny."  I had to make up some crazy excuse that I was attacked by a pit bull while walking my dog and he bit me in the balls. I couldn't tell anyone I sprained my ankle or nothing because of the way I was walking. Something was obviously wrong with my crotch.  I was walking bow-legged.  People started calling me "hop-a-long-Craps".  
   
 Now I know I post a lot of crazy shit here just to get a laugh, but this story is dead on accurate. You have to exercise for an event like this. Now the girls make this look easy, but you have to understand, they do this for a living.  For us "once a year rock stars" we gotta train.  
   
 So I talked to my trainer. He said those muscles on the inside of your crotch don't get a lot of use so they get sore if asked to perform beyond their normal capacity. He recommended I add a few sets on the adductor machine, it's the one where you squeeze your thighs together;  BUT DON'T OVER DO IT, they are small muscles that sprain easily. He felt it was more important to add a lot of stretches, specifically hamstrings, forward lunges and the insides of your thighs. It looks kinda like a yoga position with your feet tucked under your crotch as you "slowly and gently" push on your knees.  
   
 Now I hear there are three slots left on each of the nights, they are partying Thursday and Saturday. The big M&G is on Friday, and you know every one's going to be there talking about the Soirée. So if you don't want to be kicking yourself, "damn why didn't I sign up for that", this may be your last chance. Click on the link below.  
   
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Ishootcraps582 reads

They're supposed to make my penis grow an extra inch in 90 days.  

The rings are for adornment of my newly herbal enhanced friend that will be out and about during AVN week. He and his two buddies like getting tied up. They are more like rubber bands than rings.  

The plugs are for filling openings that may be left unattended.

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Beerformyhorses581 reads

For someone who has been around as long as you, you are so naive LM. ;)
Most guys won't tell you they need it or take it. They are not going to take it in your presense! For one thing it has to be taken half hour to 4 hours BEFORE.

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CindySpice589 reads

Ummmm a gent doesn't need to tell us he took Viagra ( or any other type of ED med )  
There are plenty of signs to know if he did or did not ......

One of the signs is - an unnatural stiffness..........especially if he takes the V, when he doesn't really need it.

If a gent takes care of his health ( eats a pretty decent diet )  
and is in decent shape ( doesn't mean he has to have a 6 pack ;-)  ;)
and he doesn't take meds like anti depressants , heart medication , ect.
Isn't drinking or smoking ......
then a gent can be well into his 60's ( even 70's ) and not need ANY type of ED meds

Guys THINK they need V because they are getting older ...... no that isn't the problem.
The problem is as mentioned above.  
OR if someone had prostate Cancer , then maybe they will need ED meds.

Plenty of gents do not need and do not use ED meds .

No worries , we are not naive. ;-) ;-)  
xoxo DR . Spice  

 

 

Posted By: Beerformyhorses
For someone who has been around as long as you, you are so naive LM. ;)  
 Most guys won't tell you they need it or take it. They are not going to take it in your presense! For one thing it has to be taken half hour to 4 hours BEFORE.

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Beerformyhorses581 reads

Of course plenty gents do not need or do not use V, but plenty of others do need and do use. My comment was to LM saying she had never been with a guy who needed Viagra. Well I know for a fact that is incorrect. I have been with Lynette (and you) and I need viagra. If I didn't use viagra my dick is completely useless. When I do use it there is no "unnatural stiffness." Maximum dosage won't even get me anywhere close to the stiffness I had in my 20s. So yes, some of you ARE pretty naive. ;) ;)



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CindySpice611 reads

An  "unnatural stiffness"  doesn't mean the stiffness you had when you were 20 ;-)
Which btw no one really needs ....... except the male ego ;-) ;-)  

What you may think is a "natural stiffness" can be "unnatural" to the un-navie .....
Plus other signs how we can tell ..... but maybe we didn't say anything ,
cause we are not trying to make a gent feel insecure .  

But whatever you say "Mr. Alias " ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-)  

xoxo Dr Spice  

 
 

Posted By: Beerformyhorses
Of course plenty gents do not need or do not use V, but plenty of others do need and do use. My comment was to LM saying she had never been with a guy who needed Viagra. Well I know for a fact that is incorrect. I have been with Lynette (and you) and I need viagra. If I didn't use viagra my dick is completely useless. When I do use it there is no "unnatural stiffness." Maximum dosage won't even get me anywhere close to the stiffness I had in my 20s. So yes, some of you ARE pretty naive. ;) ;)  
   
 

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LynetteMarie455 reads

Why are you reading this?  I said EOM!  :)

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Beerformyhorses452 reads

But they have always been part of TER, and probably always will be. There are good reasons to use an alias. I am using mine because I am embarressed to admit on a public board that I need viagra to get or keep an erection. (maybe I will out this alias when I see you in person:))

I'm not sure why you are twisting my words. I never said a 20 year old has an unnatural stiffness! I was trying to say that even with Viagra I have issues getting or keeping a full erection. I have even had providers recommend I try Viagra, not knowing I was already on it! LOL.  Without it My dick is useless. At 20, I could get an erection just being in the same room with a pretty lady, or looking at pictures, or dancing, etc. Now without the pill, I could be naked in bed with a Victoria's Secret model giving me head, and I wouldn't get hard!  

I don't even know why you jumped on this thread, but I guess that is what Cindy does. :)
All I was trying to point out was that Lynette's statement was wrong, and it still is. See my follow up reply to her below.

I have no doubt you can tell when some guys are using, but there is no way a provider can tell if the medication only makes the guy perform normally.

Have a great day! :

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CindySpice485 reads

I thought we were done with this thread ....... I guess not ;-) ;-)  

Let's be clear , I do not have a hatred for aliases .
When used for fun , that's cool.
When used to make claims , one can't prove ,..... cause we don't really know who is behind the alias , that is when I will point out "Mr.Alias"

I have no problem standing behind what I have to say . EVER !!  
Just making note of that .  

 
Why did I jump onto this thread .  
Yep because that is what Cindy does ;-) ;-) ....... what is your excuse ??? ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) LOL LOL  
Notice smile faces , to be sure my comments are taking in a friendly spirit .  

You had the need to jump on the thread because a Lady said - I have never .......
which btw I can't speak for Lynette , but for myself if I made a statement like that it would probably be because 99% of my clients don't take viagra ......... I wouldn't be thinking of that one or two gents I saw some years ago that maybe took Viagra .

But since you had the need to let Lynette know that she is naive and there was someone she saw
( or so you claim, because we can't know for sure since you are using an alias ;-) ;-)  ;)
uses Viagra .

Yes I had the need to let you know that maybe ( I said maybe ) we do know and yes there are signs to tell ....... just like there are certain signs to know if a gent is on heart medication , blood pressure medication , even insulin .......... no not every one knows ....... but that is how I got the  
nickname of DR Spice .  ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-)

But I guess you are the only one allowed to jump on a thread to point out that someone is wrong about something .........hey I didn't say it , you did ...... did you read your own post ? *wink wink*

See IshootCraps ........ you wonder how threads become train wrecks LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL  
cause we can't just mind our own business .........yes including me !! ;-)  

I heart you back Lynette ........ well at least something positive did come of all this ;-) ;-)  
xoxo CindySpice      

 

 

Posted By: Beerformyhorses
But they have always been part of TER, and probably always will be. There are good reasons to use an alias. I am using mine because I am embarressed to admit on a public board that I need viagra to get or keep an erection. (maybe I will out this alias when I see you in person:))  
   
 I'm not sure why you are twisting my words. I never said a 20 year old has an unnatural stiffness! I was trying to say that even with Viagra I have issues getting or keeping a full erection. I have even had providers recommend I try Viagra, not knowing I was already on it! LOL.  Without it My dick is useless. At 20, I could get an erection just being in the same room with a pretty lady, or looking at pictures, or dancing, etc. Now without the pill, I could be naked in bed with a Victoria's Secret model giving me head, and I wouldn't get hard!    
   
 I don't even know why you jumped on this thread, but I guess that is what Cindy does. :)  
 All I was trying to point out was that Lynette's statement was wrong, and it still is. See my follow up reply to her below.  
   
 I have no doubt you can tell when some guys are using, but there is no way a provider can tell if the medication only makes the guy perform normally.  
   
 Have a great day! :)  
 

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LynetteMarie600 reads

I much appreciate being called naive for someone who has been around "as long as I have."  LOL
Yes, I've been a sex worker for years and I enjoy it thoroughly.  I'd rather be naive and green than jaded.
:)  

Namast

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Beerformyhorses497 reads

It was never meant to be derogitory or distespectful. You are far from jaded. You are a good person, and I enjoy your posts, and have enjoyed spending personal time with you. In your post you made the comment, "I've never been with anyone who chose or needed to take that." (regarding viagra) My point is that you are naive to think that. Since I need to take viagra in order to achieve an erection, and since I definitely took it when I spent time with you, that obviously made your statement false (and naive). Of all the guys you have seen, even if I was the only one who ever used viagra, that would still make your statement false, and I find it very difficult, if not impossible, to believe that I was the only one. :)

My point was that you have no way of knowing if someone is on viagra, and it makes him perform "normally." If someone is using it recreationally, and has an "unnatural stiffness" as Cindy called it, then you would probably know. If someone took it in front of you, or told you they took it, then you would know. If someone takes it and it makes him perform normally, and he didn't tell you he is taking it, then you would not know he is on it. Just as you wouldn't know someone is on any other kind of medication that makes him "normal" from insulin, to blood pressure meds, to cholesterol meds, to anti depressants, to an aspirin for a headache!

Have a great day. :

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kiwigirl522 reads

Looking forward to seeing you and all the other fabulous gents and ladies in town next week.  

The Soirees will be awesome and so will the M & G on Friday. And if anyone misses out due to the parties being at capacity or not being able to be in town on those days then I am happy to help arrange other fun activities and of course, orgies!!! I LOVE orgies!!! They feed my soul. I love the sensory overload and the visual creativity!!!! Not to forget all the orgasms!!!  

I read a book recently called "Men are Pigs" (highly recommend it) and it mentions a rare group of women who LOVE sex and "need" it!!! I am definitely one of those… I ticked yes to all the Holy Grail indicators!! Check it out. I am sure you guys will enjoy the read…

My favorite workout is sexercise!  

Rest up and eat lots of protein and drink lots of pineapple juice!!

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