I'm visiting Las Vegas May 23 to 25.  I'm in search of a lovely lady who prefers her man to be retired and have a very hairy well groomed body to share with her.  Your reply gets more info.

This guy was pretty old and hairy

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Do you comb your back hair. Braid the pubes?

Bryl Cream your butt hair? Pommade your hairy palms?

on the Las Vegas board?  Do an ISO post and the ladies there may respond directly.  Only a few are on this GD board.  Just a suggestion.

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ISO's don't belong on the GD board. So your suggestion is not merely a suggestion. More of a rule.  
Hey but at least the GD circus can have fun with him first this way!

Have you seen Vegas ISO posts? They'll pounce like lions with "pick me" posts!

I should speak conservatively in light of his description about "old" and "hairy" to which the OP has not responded to questions calling for clarification.

I was going to throw someone's name out there for you, but... "Three hole provider"? Really? You should have listened to your mother.  

Good luck with that.

She asks me why
I'm just a hairy guy
I'm hairy noon and night
Hair that's a fright
I'm hairy high and low
Don't ask me why
Don't know
It's not for lack of bread
Like the Grateful Dead
Darling

Gimme head with hair
Long beautiful hair
Shining, gleaming,
Streaming, flaxen, waxen

Give me down to there hair
Shoulder length or longer
Here baby, there mama
Everywhere daddy daddy

Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair
Flow it, show it
Long as God can grow it
My hair

Let it fly in the breeze
And get caught in the trees
Give a home to the fleas in my hair
A home for fleas
A hive for bees
A nest for birds
There ain't no words
For the beauty, the splendor, the wonder
Of my...

Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair
Flow it, show it
Long as God can grow it
My hair

I want it long, straight, curly, fuzzy
Snaggy, shaggy, ratty, matty
Oily, greasy, fleecy
Shining, gleaming, streaming
Flaxen, waxen
Knotted, polka-dotted
Twisted, beaded, braided
Powdered, flowered, and confettied
Bangled, tangled, spangled, and spaghettied!

Oh say can you see
My eyes if you can
Then my hair's too short

Down to here
Down to there
I want hair
Down to where
It stops by itself

They'll be ga ga at the go go
When they see me in my toga
My toga made of blond
Brilliantined
Biblical hair

My hair like Jesus wore it
Hallelujah I adore it
Hallelujah Mary loved her son
Why don't my mother love me?

Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair
Flow it, show it
Long as God can grow it
My hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair
Flow it, show it
Long as God can grow it
My hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair
Flow it, show it
Long as God can grow it
My hair

Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair


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And I've always been an "old soul." So in ways, I can relate...

Do your homework, contact the ladies that interest you ASAP so they have time to do their due diligence and screening.  ISO posts should be posted on the LV board, not here.  Good luck, and act quickly!

Which ladies prefer ugly toothless losers, with bad breath who put monopoly money in to the envelope. Seriously, thanks for the chuckle.

MfSD>>>>

It's like when Joe Pesci trims his armpit hair in Easy Money, the second greatest Rodney Dangerfield movie of all time.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpGxsFaQuIM

But the real question is what do you seek in a lady? I think most of us would respond favorably to your query my dear...

Jen

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George Carlin was soooo good thanks for the recap

I love dad bods/ bellies
Not fan of rock hard abs/6 packs at all ... just my preference

Just got back from LA last night and am available this week.

So email me at [email protected]

or text me at 7024269083

Kiwi
for your downunder pleasure!