For thirty years I've only written memos, reports and proposals at work. I've always wanted to write for fun, but haven't been motivated. TER has given me a whole new hobby; for me they are not reviews, they are short stories.

I've seen a couple of posts from out-of-towners like myself, ".....great time in Vegas, reviews to follow", but I never see a post announcing the reviews.  I know it's against the rules to "shill" a provider, but it's supposed to be ok to post a link to a review and comment, so I'm going out on a limb here and sharing my latest fun time in Vegas.  Not that I plan to announce each review I write, but I tried to make this one unique, and I hope it's worthy.

This is my fourth review and I went for funny this time and I was hoping to get a few folks to read it and tell me if I was successful.  Took me a month to write; it's a little long, so if you want to read it quickly, the juicy details section contains the funny part.

I hope you like it.

Re: wha'dya charge to ghost write reviews

I don't know what that means, but I thought the review you wrote was well done, it was like a stream of thought.

Its the reviewers that really pay attention to detail and enjoy writting the review that makes it even better to read.

I love reading a review and feeling like I am in the moment with the couple . Some reviewers have wrote reviews about me that totally make me feel like I am reliving our time together.

I thought it was a very good review. Very entertaining and descriptive.  If you are not going to be either of those, what's the point of writing a review?

Sierra has been on my "to do" list for a while, your review stiffened my resolve to see her the next time I am in LV.

She is a hot young babe and I am a dirty old man.  Those facts lead me to hesitate reaching out to her.

Some reviewers have wrote reviews about me that totally make me feel like I am reliving our time together.

I hope one of those was mine.

It was HILARIOUS  !!!!.
I couldn't stop laughing  ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL and I am not being biased.

I don't know , maybe one had to be there to understand , but I couldn't stop laughing and below sentences really cracked me up !

"I was trying to think how i could submit this to my health insurance"

"One of the bottles clogged, she snarled at it, tossed it aside and summoned a replacement from her minions. I imagine a cruel ritual punishment awaited him back at the shrine of the Tantra deity"

"She went and got the customary wet cloth, cleaned me up, and in a matter of fact voice said, "Now I'm going to pamper you". Now? I thought. What do you call that last hour? "

"Then the kegels kicked in. I've felt the squeeze before, but these were real walnut crackers!"

..............Ok , I better stop now or I will just be posting the review here  


If someone doesn't get how funny your review is ........ well then their sense of humor is calling , it is lost

 
Thank you sweetheart  for taking the time to write such a wonderful ,unique , funny ,entertaining review , while keeping it informative and "real"
Your the best ! I will cherish our memories for ever !!!

I am glad you enjoyed our time as much as I did.

xoxo CindySpice

*blush blush* Thanks April. Back at you

Maybe someday a 3some review can be written  *wink wink*
That will be some great sugar and spice