Quit busting his balls... Gentlemen ask this type of thing all the time because the search engine you are sooooo intelligently using isn't something that narrows it down enough. He just wants some local hobbyist’s opinion. Let's face it; some of the ladies aren't what they appear to be sometimes, no fault on the ladies part. It has to do with when what the reviewer (usually the first review initiated) and how they initially fill in the stats part of a review, which creates our initial profile. One man's definition of petite and what constitutes a good review can be way different than someone else’s. Some hobbyists use the written text as a deciding factor and some rely solely on the review scores, which mind you, is what your beloved search engine only gives as an option to enter and choose from. If we have changed our services, dyed our hair or got breast implants, packed on a few pounds or data was incorrectly provided in an initial review, at times that is difficult for us to correct either because we don't know about it or opinions vary. Yet, it is what has created our profile. More often than not, it sticks. Things change and unless a problem report is made, etc. It can be not exactly what is desired.
Btw- Captain Not Helpful.....just cause you have 27 or whatever the # was, makes you a smart guy???
Having met Mr. Ranger, HE IS FAR FROM STUPID. You, sir, appear to be a Sofa King. Translation: You are so fucking retarded. Get it? If not, pm me and I'll break it down for you...lol! I'm sure most of you out there have heard that and get it. If not, give me or Little Phil a shout we'll clue ya in.
Why not be helpful?? I've seen you be helpful on other threads such as this and I'm curious as to what type of qualification process goes on in your mind when you make the decision to be an ass or an asset?? Is it the number of reviews a poster has or doesn't have?? If so, that just says one thing and one thing only about you. Since you are such an intelligent guy I'll leave you to figure out what that is ok there big guy??
In addition to yourself, Ashley, potential ladies that might satisfy Mr. Ranger are Melody (and I believe she's only in town until Sunday or Monday), Charming Cara, Miss Trouble, Exotic Kim. Ty Enali.
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