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kristophernc3672 reads

Going to make my first trip to Vegas next month.
How easy is it to find a provider and what would be the best way?
I am very picky and like what I like!
YA know
Skiny,small, no fat. tight little bottom.
Thanks
k

They always know where the best girls are. He'll pretend he doesn't at first, but don't give up. Keep pestering him, and offer him a tip. $2 is probably enough.

Good luck.

Damn, it cost me $5.  Fucking Gas Prices.  Driving up the cost of everything.

But you forgot to mention that he should offer to by the pit boss a drink.

stand there with a hand full of benjamins and point at yer package.

earmuff1933 reads

and the one u pick prob has metro working her or you too much better to find someone here and know what you are getting but hey if u want to run the risk go for it

pros:
You get to check out the provider physically (well, with her clothes on).
You get a slightly better impression once you start to chat her up.
No prior info required (they don't ask for ID, references, referrals, etc).
Last minute.  No need to set up anything in advance.  You can start looking whenever you feel you have the time.
Tardy? No call/no show?  Not if you find her first.

cons:
Could take a long time to find the looker you want.  Might not find her all night.
No reviews.  They don't care about reviews cause they can easily change their name and phone number at a drop of a hat.
Cash only.  Usually lots of cash.  Sometimes even more cash once things get rolling cause they upsell.  "That's extra"  
Don't forget the constantly ringing phone in her purse.
"Damn I forgot my condoms"
Trick roll.  You could be drugged, mugged, or worse.  Everything in your room can be ripped off (I heard a story where a guy had his shoes stolen the night before he was to leave).
Busted!  That hooker might be the cops.  Doesn't happen often but that would suck.

Probably more points for and against but I think this gives a good idea of what's out there.

Bob

Cons: that girl could be packing extra cajones....happened to a friend of mine. Sort of gives a new meaning to "let me introduce you to my little friend".


oh yeah , to OP  saw a guy once standing by the ATM machine in middle of casino (well by the cashier), with his wallet open, a one hundred dollar bill pasted to his forehead. He was wearing one of those half tuxs, you know the kind: tux from waste up, and shorts (Jimmy Buffet style) from waste down. And he was propositioning all the good looking chicks walking by. LAter on , I swear to JC in Heaven above on a stack of Bibles 2o feet tall, he was walking back to his room with a pair of 20s , one on each arm.

Hey, never a dull moment with ez the dude.

Did I ever tell you the time I saw George Burns at Ceasar's palace, now I don't mean performing or playing at the palace, I mean hanging out.....well, that's another story, for another time.
Or as Paul Harvey says.
"now for the rest of the story..."

PS who said ez was boring?

I have never said you were boring! I said you were sick! But I think that might have been a premature and faulty analysis, based on meager data! I will continue to form my judgment on that with each of your posts. But I'm pretty sure I will never think you are boring!

T.L.

i luv you travel' dude

and no it wasn't you standing by the ATM

machine....couldn't be, you don't own a half tux (do you?)

He is not exaggerating in the slightest and the  info is really all you need to know.
If you really want to go the casino girls route at least you know what in store for you.
i.e. Do you really want to do this?

kristophernc1102 reads

I was wondering on how many could be there if my plans with a escort didnt work out.Got to have a back up plan. Does any sane person have any personal fav's for Las Vegas?What would you guys pref. an agency or private?
Thanks

In regards to your question about agencies. There are very few reputable ones in Vegas. If you would like, feel free to pm me, and I will be glad to help in any way I can.

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