Ladies and Gentlemen, set back, pop open a cold one and let me regale you with a tale of courage. Men all through the ages have sought out challenges- men have split the atom, walked on the moon,sought out new life and new civilizations and" HAVE BOLDLY GONE WHERE NO MAN HAS GONE BEFORE" (I just made that up)I am that type of man- BRAVE,BOLD,UNGODLY HANDSOME and MODEST too! I have been on a quest, not for the Holy Grail , but for the last year- the QUEST for the HOLY LAY!!!!!!! It's now within my sight. The stars are in alignment and by this time next week- give or take a few days- I will be in the company of the following beautiful ladies: 1. Asia Li 2. Deja Chan & none other then the great----- Nikki Avalon Yes an honest to goodness FOURSOME with the hottest and sexiest women on the planet - Gentleman please wipe off the drool and line up for autographs. I will be handing in my review sometime next week - be prepared!!!!!!!!!
Now THAT will get you a drink and a round of applause from me if we ever meet*. I think Nikki's simply wonderful, and I'm still hoping I get to be her Culligan Man someday, but her scheduling of appointment times is honored more in the breach than in the observance, thanks to the vagaries of Vegas traffic and cabs and her desire to please the person she's with by not watching clocks. (I don't believe in being impatient about Nikki any more than I would want to hurry a French wine or single malt, though- it's always worth the wait).
Lucky for you that you might have, uh, entertainment options. (And I suspect Nikki might hurry along, too- she has a "thang" for Asia, and I suspect Deja's going to have a similar effect on her.)
Good luck, and make sure that you've hydrated effectively and gotten your rest and Wheaties. 'cause BOY, are you going to need them...
*disclaimer: must be within 15 minutes of original appointment time to win offer. Your mileage may vary. Close cover before striking.
remember what hit you...LOL good luck and take your vitamins and maybe a hit of viagra for extra staying power...whew, I was exhausted after a threesome with Nikki and Mars.
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