Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.

In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting & Fishing 7.5, Racing 3.6 and Guys Night Out 6.4 are rendered inoperable.

I can’t seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I’m thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0 but the uninstall doesn’t work on Wife 1.0. Please Help!

Thanks
Troubled User…..

REPLY
Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that men complain about.

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it s just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony/Child Support. I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application “Yes Dear” to alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE! Because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook-It 1.5! and Do Bills 4.2.

However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0!

WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Red Hot Provider 5.5. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system!

Best of luck,
Tech Support
Wife 1.0

I recomend S&W.357 or Golck9.0mm. these are the most effective. However there can be a few glitches if you are not careful. you must have the latest version of clean sweep (I would run this several times) and alibi 1.0
you can run into problems if badge714 get in your system.
you may then end in with trial 1.0 and judge 4.4 and jury12.0
now if jury 12.0 feels thete is a virus in alibi1.0 or if you keep removing your verison of alibi and installing updated versions or if C:\attorney is not effective jury12.0 may insatll prison25.0 or worse needle 1.0 and once needle 1.0 is installed and launched your screen goes blank and there is no uninstall for that.

Thank you

As a total computer illiterate, I have no idea what you two guys just said! But it made me laugh anyway, lol!

T.L.

Is this self serving babble really what this board is about??  Where is the always over zealous vegas moderator letting this kind of crap go on while doing all the namby bamby moderating of posters that "don't follow the TER rules".  This moderator has too much time on his hands and is a nerd who obviously has a big head and over inflated ego on his role as board moderator.  This guy is worse then any other TER board moderator.

It's actually though, not only some providers do not follow "the rules" with ad posts, some hobbyist commit rule infractions too, such as yours. Maybe you should have read the paragraph at the top, which includes; "Please do not post messages that are simply mean, or meant to cause trouble for trouble's sake." Good-bye Bobber.

Signed,
You're over zealous, namby bamby, nerd, with a big head and inflated ego, with too much time on my hands Smarty1101

I have a life and ignore the people that may irritate me.  I guess I don't obsess over the board moderators, so I have no opinion on this one.  

Try not to take a message board or TER so seriously guy, also, since we are both behind the computer, we are probably both nerds. I guess I am. No wait, I use a MAC, I'm cool. LOL

May I uninstall bobber?  

Thank You

-- Modified on 2/25/2007 8:00:19 AM

Although the post would have been better on the Humor board, it's better than some of the crap that goes on. Thanks for leaving it up. Coming to DC on the Ides?
=Þ

Actually, instead of Cleansweep use Crap Cleaner . It clears out all temporary files, locations etc.... lolololol. And it's free. Even better.



GLENN
GLENN

Yes, make sure he's deleted from your temporary files too as cookies can cause viruses and spyware as we all know

GLENN

P.S. Lord know Ive been infected LMAO

I use Blood B Gone 4.1, kinda like Formula 409, and HCl, ruins rugs, but so does fire.