Seriously, as far back as I can remember (and I'm 45), I have the fantasy about getting down with two women. Not the two-girls-at-my-beck type fantasy, but more an I'm-the-third-wheel-with-a-couple-of-girls-who-are-seriously-into-each-other bordering on voyeuristic kind of fantasy. Well, my GF and I have discussed this in a general way lots of times before, but the other day she came home and was like "ok: we gotta do this. we must find a woman for us."  Honestly, Best. Girlfriend.  Ever.

We've made a reservation at a hotel in Las Vegas for the weekend of 17-19 December for the sole purpose of making the fantasy a reality. Problem is, there's no easy way of searching on TER for a provider for this particular service. Sure there's "2-girl-action" which acts as a sort of proxy, but some providers who will see you with another provider won't see couples. Anyone have any LV suggestions?  Our preferences are as follows:

* At least 30
* Been in the business for a while--we want a professional who has made a decision to be in this business, not someone who is doing it because of desperation.
* Is fit/slim (as we are)
* Is genuinely bi, not just holding her nose and diving for dollars
* Isn't short.
* Doesn't have a huge fake rack. Medium fake boobs, ok, but we've looked at pictures of some truly preposterous tits.
* Has some authentication method beyond reviews/references from other providers. We have been in a monogamous relationship for a very long time.


Our first choice, kiwigirl, is not in town that weekend (damn!) , so we're not sure where to start.  We really do want to find the right person for this since it's been a fantasy of mine (and hers) forever. Anyone who can help would have my/our sincere thanks.

Cheers,

Yossarian

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how do you expect those ladies *who do, do couple* to feel about responding to an alias with this request?

Look, now is not the time to be bashful in what you are looking for. You know somewhat of what you want by posting under an alias does not garner you a lot of responses. You could be Law Enforcement for all we know. I am not accusing you have having bacon or ham on the side, but it does strike suspicion.

Oh but, believe me there will be some who will throw themselves on this thread of an alias with a "pick me, pick me" frame of mind. Finding a lady to be a GFE for you and the wife just is not going to be something that would be settled over one posting.

I suggest you wait for the dust to settle then come back and post under your real user name asking the same exact questions. I bet you get a great number of responses when you do that. Just sayin.

Good Luck in any event.

Hi,
I have to tell you that Tawny Brie is by far your best bet for fulfilling your fantasy of your GF with another bi woman. She is beautiful, friendly, sexy, absolutely bi and a sexual dynamo!  I now see her whenever I'm in Las Vegas and have a great time with her and her friends.  I highly recommend her and make sure to tell her that her friend "wnl4gt" recommended her.

If you would please let me know how the the night goes.

She's a great provider and a true friend. Enjoy

Of course she can handle herself to be sure, but you nor I have no idea who this dude or dudette is that is posting do we?

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So, do I need to explain the alias? Yossarian is the name of the main character in Catch-22. If, like me (and my GF) you are not someone who frequents providers, but you need to frequent providers to have the credibility to ask a question about who to see you are in a...you got it: A Catch-22. I didn't realise that there was any reason not to ask the question from a alias (else why would aliases be offered as option)...I was merely trying to be clever.

And do realise that there are people who might have merely a passing interest in hiring a provider occasionally and who are not interested in engaging in the "hobby". Absolutely no judgement is implied of those who do, but I see an awful lot of judgement in the opposite direction. I understand the ladies need to know who they are dealing with and are careful about their identities, but those who come down hard on new posters or those who are using aliases generally aren't providers...they are guys who have 50 reviews and little else to their names. So lighten up and let me and my GF have a little fun, ok?

WOW!  You totally missed the point, doc.  Alias' are used for a variety of reasons.  However, a serious inquiry for a provider is not one of them.   Nobody is begrudging you the opportunity to have some fun with your GF.   You get a mulligan, take another swing at it.

And received a response from myself and two reputable escorts.  He also posted on the LA board using the same alias he used here.

it's against TER rules to post under two different aliases in the same thread. So I either need to pull the thread or flip the alias. Considering the fact you have already "outted" yourself, flipping your alias post seems the least disruptive to this already disrupted thread. lol

HA HA HA HA.  Jeez.  I didn't realize (correct spelling) that there was a such thing as a spell checker!!
LMFAO!!!
Gangster Smarty, for sure.
AJ

You slay me bro!

I have to agree with you on your main point. I don't feed providers to an alias. You never know who is behind one.
In this case I suppose it is harmless, but the little envelope guarantees nothing.

i dont charge extra for couples same hourly rate

Tell me where it says "can't use an alias to ask a question because Smarty gets to go off on his anti-alias tirade".

http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/viewmsg.asp?MessageID=75548&boardID=33&page=

Heaven forfend we should have people asking reasonable questions under an alias when we can use them to whine about manginas, tired jokes about fat providers, or whatever it is they're used for most of the time.

I also think the idea of this being used for cop bait's ludicrous, largely because a) cops don't care if women see man/woman pairs, they care about certain violations of Nevada law, and so the question doesn't lead to anything more incriminating than any provider's TER profiles or ads, and b) any reputable provider's screening is going to be better at sniffing bad clients out than you. Isn't that the point of screening?

Anyways, to the OP: I'd chat with Nikki Avalon, Allure, Sara Prescott and also with Miss Kiwigirl to see if she can make recommendations (since she'll likely know people who meet your bill- she's gotten on quite well in Vegas), along with the ladies who've been in this thread. I'm quite certain that with those ladies as starting points, you'll do well. Hope you guys have fun with an early Xmas present!

can't help but see how you play lawyer, cop, sociologists, discussion board board expert and quasi Moderator all in one breath.

Tell me BobbyBoy, what is this quote for? "Tell me where it says "can't use an alias to ask a question because Smarty gets to go off on his anti-alias tirade"." Those are your stupid ass manipulations of words, not a quite of my words. Try Reading Comprehension 101.

First off what makes you the expert of TER land? Who asked you? I know, you've just been waiting for the chance to pounce on me haven't you. Just like you spread useless fucking lying rumors around without any direct knowledge. And speaking of Mangina's, damn could there even be a better example of one than YOU?

Look, if you want to throw providers names around to aliases, have at it. I choose not too and have never done so for the already quite clear reasons I posted about. Provider name dropping is only an ego trip anyways for the person dropping them usually. Please, spare me the link to the rules. I'm sure I know the rules as well as you do. I do not need them linked with your insult.

You could have helped this OP out with your different view of the issue at hand without attacking me in the process. Attacks only drive the attacks back. You, of all knowing and all seeing and all hearing expert of all things hobby should know this. You again, of all people should know I would return the favor and respond to your stupid shit. That's exactly while you worked it the way you did. Passive aggressive Mangina I would describe it. lmfao

Now, as a Moderator, don't you have some meaningless boards to go lay waste over. There's nothing happening here that needs your moderating services. That can be handled very well by the assigned Moderator thank you very much.

Have a nice day and stop hijacking threads with your diatribes about me. I do not go looking for your stuff to jump on some of the stupid shit you put up. I think there is a link on that somewhere too. But, you know how to look it up I'm sure.

If you cannot have a nice day, then STFU!

Even using the alias, I guess it must be laid back LA.

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Not only were they laid back about the alias but they were also cosmopolitain enough to know that my spelling was not wrong, merely British. Or at least they were polite enough not to bring it up if they didn't.

Honestly, I had no idea that there was a proscription against using aliases for such questions. Mea culpa. To those who responded to my question substantively and helpfully, my sincere thanks.

Dr. James Incandenza

Nice grill.  I was clowning the dissertation by the Dr.  Silly ass.

Hey, where can I get my ass a grill like that?  Indoor or outdoor swapmeet?LMAO!!
XOXOXO
You know I love ya, ya fool.
AJ

The quote marks and "it" refers to the post Admin made about aliases: "it" doesn't say what I quoted. It has nothing to do with making up quotes that YOU said. I guess this isn't something you can catch with a spell-checker, though.

You know, I'd have probably left the whole thing alone, but I guess the sight of you lecturing on proper English and posting behavior... well... what can I say, it provoked me. Maybe it's Sweeps Week and we need viewers. And actually, no, I don't "wait" for chances to jump on you.

As for spreading rumors about you, that's amusing. Someone asked me why I jumped your shit in PM. I said I didn't like what you said, don't like you, you don't like me, and left it at that. Apparently, I suck at spreading rumors, since I just didn't see the need in explaining myself beyond that.

Finally: who said I didn't think the moderator isn't doing their job? You're more than entitled to be what I consider an imperious jerk; I'll happily point that out if I feel like it. Everyone's happy. I'm sure if either of us get out of line we'll find out shortly.

I doubt seriously if WE are out of line. That is, other than your original insult of me, which in a sense is hijacking the thread for personal vendettas. That is what we are out of line for.

Here's an "explain to the slow kid in the class" for you as a moderator. When two people begin insulting posts off topic the first one is considered a shot across the bow, a response should be allowed to answer the insult, both taking their best shot. After that any back forth should be deleted and notice given.

You took your shot, I returned a volley of my own. Now it is time for you to STFU and I will do the same. Just don't jump in my shit on *any* thread and I will continue to leave you alone as well.

Have a great day.

But thanks for the free etiquette lesson. Emily Post would be proud. Whatever.

Some people, however, don't like the practice of asking questions like this from behind an alias, and will go to some length to make it clear.

Fortunately, what they like or do not like doesn't have anything to do with the actual site rules.

I think you can figure out who those people are from this thread.