Your idea is to have a lady book a two hour session with you for which YOU will make a contribution of HER fee to a charity of her choice. So YOU get a two hour session and a charitable contribution deduction and SHE gets what?

Let me start off by saying that I am a believer in giving Charity all year round.
Charities need money all year round , not just around the holidays.
why is it only around the holidays people remember to give ??

With that said , since I run my business as a "real business" ( well it is a real business LOL LOL )
I pay taxes in full .
Yes Uncle Sam is my pimp.
He doesn't care how I make my money as long as I pay my taxes.

As a tax paying citizen , I get to make charity contributions all year round.
Yes I get a tax write off for it. That is the win win for me.
I get to help others all year round , and I get to pay the IRS a bit less.

So what you are suggesting is that-  YOU get a FREE two hour session and a charitable contribution deduction.
And I get to declare money I never actually made ,pay the IRS more and spread good cheer .....
Although I already do that year round.  

Ummmmm, Sorry if I wanted to get laid for free I can walk into any bar or club
and pick out whoever I want.

Just saying .........
but good luck with that
xoxo CindySpice  

In the spirit of keeping this board entertaining and amusing.
In the spirit of all the compliments I get from Ladies and Gents ( via email or in person ) of how much they enjoy reading my posts.
In the spirit to educate/enlighten /inform/make aware/teach ......... others such as
Ladies , Gents , Newbies , Those who think they know everything about Hookerland , Pimps and Wannabes ( did I forget anyone ?  

And since I am one of the few that has the courage to say what many many ladies are thinking ........... Well here goes

No sweetie , no harm , no foul . And I am ALWAYS very happy .You can ask anyone I ever met.
I am always asked - how is it possible that you are always happy and in a good mood.
Well , because I am a very happy person. Why ?
Because I have unlocked "the master key" to "the secret" before I even knew what that meant.  

With that said, it doesn't mean that at times certain things don't strike a nerve or annoy me .

Well your post did hit that nerve . And since I am not afraid to express my opinions using my true handle name ( no alias here )
So here we are . See how happy I am ............a bit annoyed but still very happy

OK so where should I start .
Your post in general reminded me of those post from guys asking for discounts .
OR those wanting to take a lady to dinner and a show , then back to the room but only wants to pay for "bedroom time"
Hey why should a guy have to pay to feed you ( after all it will be a 5 star restaurant and he is paying for dinner)  
OR pay for taking you to a concert/show ( Well he paid for the tickets )  
Geez HO , you should be grateful . How dare you ask to get paid for going out to have fun.

Well news flash - Last I checked going out to dinner and a show with out getting paid is called ..............A DATE .
Yep plenty of dating sites out there if I am ( or you are ) looking for free companion.
But you looked for a lady on an ESCORT site.
A site that ladies are on because they are looking to get paid for their companionship and time.
 
So you ( not you literally , any guy who thinks he should be getting more while paying less )  think because you don't have enough money or the ladies donation rate doesn't fit your budget.
You should be getting a discount or a lower rate .
Geez well I don't ask or expect a guy who is richer or has a bigger budget to pay me more ......... why should someone with a smaller budget pay me less.
 
In life in general if you can't afford something , you don't buy it .

Now this brings me to an email I got this week .
I am sharing it cause it is like many types of posts we see -

"I would love to spend minimum of two hours with a nice Lovely classy lady, so I can treat her like a queen at a company of very nice classy Gentelman,
I will be In Vegas 5 nights and I am looking for companion every night.
Since I want to see 5 different ladies my budget for donations is 300 for 2 hours companion with room service Appetizers and Drink of your choice"

Well doesn't that just make me feel so special I get to order any Appetizer and Drink that I like . WOW !

I wonder what they would say to me at the Ferrari dealership if I walked in and offered to pay less then half for the car because I also want to buy myself a Lamborghini ......... but the price tag for
both just doesn't fit my budget ............. but not to worry , I am paying for the gas  LOL LOL LOL

Ok so now back to - "I doubt I'll have any more pops in two hours than one" ........DUDE,  It doesn't matter !!!!!!!.
You are not paying "per pop"  and donations are not MORE  for "more pops"


You are paying for My Time ! and I mean it in the true sense of the meaning TIME  ( not for "legal reasons" ) but for the exact meaning of MY TIME.
Because while you see it as - Well we are just sitting and talking  whats the big deal if I get that for free .
For the escort it is that she is working for "free" .
Her income comes from the TIME she spends with clients , not from "how many times they are going to POP"
and while she is spending "free time" with you, ( again not you literally )  she could be doing a million other things that are just as important ( if not more important )  
OR making money on another date.

Since when are people expected to work for free ??? ( unless it is volunteer work )

I am sure my trainer truly enjoys training me ...........so why should I pay him . That is just absurd , isn't it ?? ( rhetorical question )

 
"You have a session for 1,000 and then YOU make a contribution to your charity for 1,000, haven't you just done a free session."


NOPE I didn't just give a free session .  
I just contributed to my charity , wrote it off and paid less to the IRS .
Basically it means instead of paying more to the IRS , I gave it to charity.............
Sorry sweetie , BIG difference

And to ladies who don't pay taxes , they should rethink what they are doing .
In this  digital , trackable  , computer world.
Where government is doing more and more to be all up in everyones business ........
check out this below link  -- It's funny  LOL LOL but true  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8EjQrrsZIU


Ladies , don't think because you bought money orders with cash to pay your bills that protects you from the IRS ........... but the "paying taxes" is a whole separate discussion.

 
Nikki Irish posted -  "I had a client pay me my fee AND give me $1000 for the charity which he could write off. We both won.
He wasn't even a regular, I only met him that one time, but I won't ever forget his generosity"


NOW that is what I call a true gentleman !!


I am not a bitchy hard ass ho. I am a very cool ho.  
I have given extra time to gents who I felt deserved it from me , not because they expected it,
or because they thought they were doing me some favor.

In all honesty it is quite a turn off when a gent has an approach of  - I want to get as much as possible while paying less as possible.

I know this is getting long but one more annoying thing - So the guy thinks he knows everything about OUR lives and OUR business .
He is calculating how much we make .( come on , you know those type  
Well she makes 1000 per day , works at least 20 days - She makes 20,000 tax free. Damm she should be giving me a discount or hang out for free. She makes more then enough.

I am not up in your business trying to calculate your income , Don't do that to me .
I am not up in your business what you do with your money or what expenses you have .
SO don't be up in my business what I have and what I am doing with my money ( or with money that you THINK I have.)

And don't think it is cute that you think you found a creative way to get a free session or free time *wink wink*

 
SO there, I said it ! Well who else will say it , if not me

From the Very Happy Hooker
Happy Holidays
xoxo CindySpice  

This is going to be my usual reply so make a drink. MP you may need two!

First and foremost it should be of no concern to anyone what a companion chooses to do with her money. Right, wrong or indifferent she is entitled to spend it anyway the law allows. If she chooses to donate it to a charitable effort well then fine, if she gives it to the guy hanging outside Circle K then fine too. If she buys health insurance and food then that’s not a bad investment either, in my opinion.

However the finer points of the post have me just rolling my eyes. We have so many smart people on this board and on TER that I cannot even begin to see how people have just not said enough of this BS.

The number of companions who report taxes on their revenue via a corporate return is (in my limited experience) a small percentage. As such they have no avenue to take the deduction without getting a receipt in their personal name from the charitable entity. In order to get the receipt the donation must list them personally and they must now disclose that personal information to the OP who got the money order.  This would include the companion’s address for the charity to mail the receipt to.  I guess you could set up some secret manner where the OP gets the money order hands it to the companion; she fills out her part and seals it in the envelope in front of the client without the client seeing what she writes.  But the OP makes no claim as to how to secure the receipt to the companion, so I doubt he thought this far into this foolish idea. Way too risky in my opinion as the OP could just grab the envelope and take it and see who she is.

The numbers of companions that have a Trust that controls an LLC or even a C-Corp so they can remain semi hidden and yet pay taxes are even fewer. Those of us that do set up our businesses this way are subject to taxes on both the corporate and individual returns. Most companions that I know of who have set their businesses up this way keep that portion invisible to the client. The client usually has no idea how we handle our financial business. I have worked with a few companions who use this business model, and universally we need the deduction on our personal returns. I will not go into why. The bottom line is we often don’t want the client to know anything personal about us. That includes our business entity.

I think that what I am trying to point out is that I really don't know any companion willing to give the OP or any client their personal information so that the deduction can be taken. If they have a Corporation, or a Trust Managed LLC to report revenue I still doubt many of those few would be willing to disclose it. There are a few I know who have no issue with it I am sure, but I would not.

I just think the whole thread is full of holes from a technical point of view. From a philosophic point of view I will hold my tongue. The intent is perhaps valid, the follow through and risk is too much for many of us.

Happy Holidays to all.

Why would you put any effort into responding to this post, and yes I am aware that I by posting I am also wasting my own time, so nobody needs to point that out.

But posting gives me a nice lead into my own point.  Anyone that likes to give to charity should investigate where the money goes.  You can check out financial information online at guidestar.org to make sure the charity isn’t a bloated bureaucracy.  You will not believe the administrative costs  and salaries some of these charities incur.  

How about this:

A gentlemen picks the lady of his chosing and sees her for one hour  but pays for two hours.
So the gent pays for two hours , but he only spends one hour with her and the provider donates the money of the second hour he would pay for to the Charity of his choice.

If the OP wants to make a donation then make it yourself and keep the hobby out of it.

As for the providers, what a bunch of bullshit excuses for not contributing to charity.  Instead of spending so much of your time with convoluted excuses just step and and say you're not interested.  

Who needs all these fucked up excuses?  I personally don't care if you do or don't contribute a penny but it pisses me off when you dream up these long drawn out excuses and think that everyone reading your explanations will actually believe them.  Just say what you really mean, "I'm not interested" and stop the lame attempts at prostitute economics 101.

You are of course, entitled to your opinion.  As is anybody else that comments.

However, when u use an alias, it makes your opinion worthless.  I don't agree with your statement but you have the right to post it.  You gave up that right when you don't post who u are.

Just what are you afraid of?

Bond