Sir you are a COMPLETE PERVERT!!!! a certified manslut.....a pussy hound......a horny ass.......you "rise" to the occasion OFTEN.......you little head has the capability of getting the rest of you in a world of trouble.....
(wait...ok hold up......aren't most men like that?)
I may have to tie you to my sex chair and do all sorts of naughty things to you for a few hours!!!
I am dragging and I mean draggingggggggggggggggggggggggggg around my house this am.....for the first time in forever I cannot seem to wake up (I got up at 10? needless to say my entire day is RUINED)....I am in a fog.....then I look outside and I AM LITERALLY IN A REAL FOG....plus the devil voice warning me about the flood watch) is in my TV again.
Tomorrow we will start drying out.....but geez it is pouring here.......
I could be back home......I think they have 4 feet of snow still on the ground.......or hell if I chained my car and prayed really hard I could always go to Mt Charleston for a snow fix.
you may go back to your regularly scheduled programming now..........I am going back to bed.
Sir you are a COMPLETE PERVERT!!!! a certified manslut.....a pussy hound......a horny ass.......you "rise" to the occasion OFTEN.......you little head has the capability of getting the rest of you in a world of trouble.....
(wait...ok hold up......aren't most men like that?)
I may have to tie you to my sex chair and do all sorts of naughty things to you for a few hours!!!
Probably not as bad as wet dog though. At least my imprisoned furry baby poops in a box inside the house where it is dry. Now if MarineSgt would just come over and scoop the box, that would be purr-fect! LOL!
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