I don't get it.  You get a  "have you seen this provider?", "any recommendations on this provider?",  "any info on this One?".

Doesn't anyone take the time to do the work to look at the reviews.  I'm sorry, but Nikki Avalon, WOW Nikki Avalon, sorry got off track, has like 15 pages with ratings of 8-10, what more can you ask for or want to know.

Come on guys take 30 minutes and figure this out, it is not hard.

I know that seems unrealistic at best. But because the YMMV rules this hobby, we will always get the friggin visitors with the 411 and absolutely no help for the locals to assist them.

No link, no TER profile, no description, no nothing. I give up responding to morons who post: "Any advice on Georgia. She's really Hot. I would like to see her but need advice. Thanks in advance" LOL

By the way. I for one want Nikki Avalon, just so we are clear, and this is not an alias.

myself some Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday...you get the idea.

You are and alias and you don't want Miss Nikki Avalon?

No...that's not right.

You are an alias and do want Miss Nikki Avalon?

No...that's not it.

You aren't an alias, and you don't want Miss Nikki Avalon?

Hmmm...not sure that's it either.

I don't think I can decypher this, it's just not nearly clear enough.  *smirk*

Sorry...today seems to be a day for mental masturbation for me.  I'm enjoying myself, but I am the only one involved...Ooooooo...my brain is all moist and hot....and if I rub my frontal lobe right there....ahhhhhhhhhhhh

It would seem I am in an idiotic giddy mood today...  Today I am a "giddiot"

It would appear that you are not an alias, and you NEED Nikki Avalon to de-giddiofy yourself.  But, if Mr daty leaves anything of her, I may have to cut ahead of you in line...after all, I'm the evil one.

Do you really think I NEED Miss Nikki Avalon?
If it's NEED I guess I could maybe take her to dinner.  I don't think I have ever scared or scarred over a meal...wait, that's a lie, sort of, I did once freak out a friend of mine with my way of eating a Snicker's Bar...so I scared and maybe scarred one person.

On the plus side I have been complimented once or twice on my conversational skills.

Though I'm not sure being in the company of a beautiful, intelligent, and witty lady would make me less giddy.  As a matter of fact I think being in her presence could actually cause a leathal giddy-overload.  
I guess there are worse ways to die though.

As for you cutting ahead of me in line...understood, and quite alright.  

-- Modified on 10/29/2005 7:19:46 PM

Yes, I do know how to use TER and the Net as well. Reviews age...even the information about the provider’s particulars are rarely modified on TER. We all know that web links may remain on the Net because the time and space are paid for, though the provider is no longer in business.

I post on a discussion board because it’s a living, breathing, and dynamic entity. I ask questions because I am looking for current up to date information, hopefully from an enlightened local community.  But there are some sanctimonious Smart Asses on the Vegas board who find a need to post their sarcastic opinions when someone asks a question about a provider.

Hopefully, a person who really wants help won’t rely on the true morons on this board.

Most humbly.

I think the jist of the local's response is:

(a) do some homework.

(b) if you want up-to-date information about a provider or guidance on selecting one of many alternatives - post a friggin link! How many Sheila's, Cheri's, Samantha's.... are there?

(c) if seeking guidance, include some information about what rocks your boat! Asking "who is the hottest" doesn't really tell a responder what the person is looking for.

Mr. Parkwest, I am not suggesting that you would do anything other than these things prior to posting.

I've seen some very encouraging responses from the locals, but mainly to posts that at least demonstrated a modicum of research.

But, of course there is only ONE Nikki Avalon (or isn't Smarty the alias of Nikki? -- I never did get that all figured out

Thor (not a Vegas local - but resides in the TER Triangle)

-- Modified on 10/30/2005 7:54:01 AM

Well, there is only one until I perfect my cloning experiements...then there will be an Army Of Miss Nikkis...All Miss Nikki All the Time, strategically located throughout the valley, never more that 10 minutes away from any location...

Now if I could only think of a way to get some DNA from Miss Nikki Avalon for my clones....hmmmmmm.  Maybe I can get my evil twin to get some DNA for me? he is evil after all, and DNA theft seems to fit within an "evil" designation.

I mean, really, Smarty COULD be Miss Avalon. We all think that is a joke - but what if somebody knew it was not and their posts were consumed by the TER Triangle?

But, if we are all convinced that Vegas was blessed with only a single Miss Avalon, then, well, if it will help the furtherance of science (not to mention satiate my personal appetite), then I hereby volunteer to TOFTT with Miss Avalon and get the DNA sample.

Now, what I need to do is plan a Vegas trip 3 months in advance, rather than my normal 12 hours. I also need to humbly offer my references and convince her that I am worthy of her valuable time. Anything else I'm missing here?

If there was a national hall of fame for Escorts, she would get my first vote to be inducted.  Of course I would want the place built out east instead of LV.
SL

Opportunity will be your problem.  She's coming to get me as I return home tomorrow night.  The DNA sample will be collected and turned over to my good twin.

One question sis, can you get the sample off my tongue?