I have been wanting to make this post for some time, and it seems like now is as good as time as any, with the promise of a New Year and all that stuff.

OK, first to get a few facts out of the way so this post might make sense:

I am a female of the species (exactly what species the scientists aren't sure yet), I know this will come to a surprise to some, as when I talk to, or meet people usually the first thing they say is, "I thought you were a guy." so, wanted to clear that up.

Second thing is, I am the TER Virgin.  Now by virgin, I mean virgin. Yep, my nether regions are like a Star Trek voyage, where no one has gone before.  

Third, I like women.

Now that that is out of the way...

I was thinking maybe in the new year I might actually have sex. I know, crazy thought, if it hasn't happened by now, what are the chances it ever will, let alone in the next 12 months? but I am hopeful dammit.

Here's the thing, I have isssues, and reissues, and special issues, and limited edition issues, and collectors issues, etc.  One of these issues is my lack of any "Skillz".  Now, I have read, and heard more than once the ladies here and elsewhere talk about sex, and needing the "real thing"...OK I don't have one of those...and I really don't wanna have sexual reassignment surgery to get one...so I am already pretty much at a disadvantage at making a lady actually enjoy any time spent with me.

To my mind this means I just have to be better at anything else that would perhaps occur, which due to my aforementioned lack of experience and "skillz" ain't gonna happen.

So, here is what I need:
A training device of some sort.

I do not want to be faced with a real life cunniligus emergency and panic and hurt anyone.

I can see the headlines now, "37 injured in cunniligus accident at Mandalay Bay".  My best friend's Mother works at Mandalay Bay, they would interview her, and you know I would never live it down.  It would be on CNN.  It would end up on FARK.  Fox News would use the incident (and it would be refered to as "The Inciden") to prove the evils of lesbianism.  PFLAG would protest at my house...I would have to go to Metro and have tongue prints taken, I would have to register as a DATY Danger.  
I would really like to avoid all those eventualities if possible.

So here's what I was thinking, if one is trying to learn CPR they use that resuscitation dummy.  So that when an emergency arises and the person has to react quickly and correctly they have experience.

I want a cunnilingus device for training purposes. I have looked at the molded from whomever vagina products but they seem to primarly be created for use with a penis, which I do not have.  I need something that can give me an indication if what I am doing is correct, but that I can't hurt...or if I do hurt it is at least an inanmate object so I won't have too many psychological scars from damage I might cause.

I was thinking I could maybe try and construct something from lox, luncheon meats and spare computer parts but I am not sure it would prove effective as I would be approaching it's creation from a place of ignorance of exactlky what the responses should be.  

Any advice would be appreciated, so what do you folks think? *grin*

May you all have the happiest of holidays, and most wonderful New Year filled with joys and satisfaction.

I will let you use some of my sessions for training in January.  It can be like a 5 day conference/retreat.  Many hours of studying and talking about technique during the day, rest then first hand practice at night. Admission for you Webbie is free. =)

JT

and I always enjoy your work. lol

As you know we are not onlyneihbors but friends and with that I make my recommendations of selecting the link provided. This is a very small investment dollar-wise and think it would solve some of the immediate concerns you have expressed.

However, I must confess it is not a replacment for the real thing, as I fully know. But just for getting started, may work fine. Beyond that, I suggest a table of beers and a few war stories from your buddies on some techniques that have been fruitful (don't read between the line) for you. Of course nobody can tell you like a woman can tell you that you are doing it write. I have been taught be some good ones, so may have some overings. Good luck in your quest. As always available for minimal consultation fees.

Ok now the post you made in the "toys thread" makes sense........ I thought you were joking

Not to worry you don't need to have the real deal to have fun ........... I still stand by "no need for a device"!!!!


Lack of skillz .........no problem,  after a crash course with me you will have many skillz *wink wink* .....after all a women knows best what a women loves

First tip if you go slow and sensual ......well that will not hurt .

BTW have we met before ?? You remind me of this girl , she was so sweet , funny like you ......maybe it is you ??

Have a Happy Holiday Season and a wonderful , Happy , Sexy New Year ,
xoxo CindySpice

...my New Year's resolution is to come to Vegas, hunt you down, get you liquored up, and molest you. Not necessarily in that order, of course.

ps: I miss seeing you in chat!

Licks and molest-y type hugs,

Morgan

The most successful times I've ever spent are when I am being real and who I am, and my sex partner is doing the same, instead of getting caught up in anxiety and appearances. I suggest you do whatever it takes to let your hair down and relax, such as a cup of tea or a bottle of tequila...for me it is good Champagne usually...then be with someone who allows you to experiment, make mistakes, giggle, laugh, just enjoy the moment. Have confidence in yourself and have FUN! (Cuz most people can see through BS a mile away.)
Hell of a new year's resolution and I applaud your decision to experience another side of life! Bravo. Way cool.
Lee Chase

*wicked grin*
My record thus far for staying down without a regulator....lol...is 2.5 hours...
Id consider it a greattt pleasure to pass along talent*S*
Oh,...the stories I have about couples....*shivers in delight*