You have been warned in the past, take your vitamens and hydrate fully before you get to Vegas to party.  Son, will you ever listen??

I do know that refreshment is on the way.LOL

Lustfully Yours,
Tori Blake

Never touch the stuff...fish fuck in it!!!

What the fuck!!!!

See, you went and fucked yourself all up by fucking too much. And you were warned that fucking can really fuck with your body if no fucking water replenishment it taken care of.

All I can say, as I fill in for you is FUCK IT!!

Re: What the fuck!!!! You Fucking Fuck !

I visit Vegas three times a year, for eight to ten days each visit.

In that time period I drink no water, no milk, no juice or anything remotely resembling what could be considered good for me.

I never get a hangover nor do I get sick AND above all " I NEVER COMPLAIN ". I just keep mixing it up, Johnny Black, Patron Silver, Tanqueray10 and Grey Goose Orange.

In the past I looked up to you. You were my hero and an Icon to aspire to. You were someone that I really wanted to " get down with " and really fucking party with.

Mike you haven't been in Vegas two days yet and you are already complaining like a school girl who is shit faced out of her mind after splitting a six pack with her 2 bubble-head girlfriends.

Let me ask you this.

Have you drank " ALL the Crown " that Vegas has in inventory yet. If the answer is NO then pull yourself together, focus and get out there and make us all proud of you.

Enjoy you Fucking Fuck!

Tequilla,vodka,rum,Gin etc.....


Oh wait a minute, that's not water that's a Long Island. Nevermind,i messed up.


Dude, i got my drink on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Before your next "date", go get a couple buckets of ice,  Proper application on the female anatomy has been known to transform ice to water. Lap it up!

Plan B - Go jump in Lake Mead!


BTW, Thanks Bro!  Since you left town, the wind calmed.

Tell my "cowboy-fan" friend - "Fuck You"!  LOL

but unfortunately its got a bit of a big bruise!!
wink..

lol..
xoxoLovely Lorena

Yeah, I got a little excited there!

I'm sorry, lady!

Scratches are fine on this end, though!

Just sayin.  

You know he did

Thanks babe! I had a fucking great time!

Don't worry, Rick, your time will come!

One of my favorite sayings, 'When you least expect it, expect it.'....

I'll sneak up on your ass, bottle inhand, and we're gonna do some drinkin' mother-fucker!

Hope some of my favs don't get TOO pissed at me if I 'stray' a little bit next time I'm in Vegas?!