See, you went and fucked yourself all up by fucking too much. And you were warned that fucking can really fuck with your body if no fucking water replenishment it taken care of.
I visit Vegas three times a year, for eight to ten days each visit.
In that time period I drink no water, no milk, no juice or anything remotely resembling what could be considered good for me.
I never get a hangover nor do I get sick AND above all " I NEVER COMPLAIN ". I just keep mixing it up, Johnny Black, Patron Silver, Tanqueray10 and Grey Goose Orange.
In the past I looked up to you. You were my hero and an Icon to aspire to. You were someone that I really wanted to " get down with " and really fucking party with.
Mike you haven't been in Vegas two days yet and you are already complaining like a school girl who is shit faced out of her mind after splitting a six pack with her 2 bubble-head girlfriends.
Let me ask you this.
Have you drank " ALL the Crown " that Vegas has in inventory yet. If the answer is NO then pull yourself together, focus and get out there and make us all proud of you.
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