Don't forget the "100% me or it's free!" Of course the translation is "100% fake pics"

I'm still waiting for the review that says, "I showed up and it wasn't the gal in the pictures so she gave me a BBBJTCNQNS,  at no charge!"
ROFL

If a provider is using her own pics there is no need to add this "If it's not me it's free."
I can just picture it a guy shows up or the lady shows up at his door.
He says "Hey,you are not the girl in the pictures I saw in your ad"
She says"You know you are absolutely right you got me.But,since I am here I will entertain you for free."
Yeah,okay sure that will happen.lol

Or maybe her ultra slutty girlfriend. Somebody should respond to one of those ads and ask for the free girl.

actually tried that, needless to say no reply...

Most of the time on those agency ads that promise that, the person taking the call will tell you right up front that that particular lady is not available but they have a "great" alternative that can be there in an hour.

And the call takers for the agencies can be pretty damn convincing that the alternative is going to be even better.  I actually know a lady that is a call taker -- she can sell you a complete Pig to come over.

Not saying I condone it... just saying she's got some Major sales skills.

The "If it's not me it's free" is just a lead generator. Hard up guy calls and wants somebody to come over... they have somebody.

When do those girls sleep?  They have got to be tired staying up 24 hours a day...

.......eff that I need sleep lol.  My proposed HoO (hours of operation) are pretty long & accommodating already ("start time" early as 7am to or late as midnight). I try to be flexible with advance notice but that's about it lol.