All this discussions about the top 100 lists and the skewed review system got me wondering what it would be like if the lady's got to review hobbyists.  Can you imagine??

I bet wieners started shriveling up all over the country just thinking about it!    

But then there would probably be a lot of "well if you give me a good review, i'll give you a good review"

Or I won't tell em your boobs are weird if you don't tell then I'm only 2.5 inches....

Or he was a cheap skate dumb ass that made me pay for my own drink, smelled and showed up too drunk to perform....  

Or he wanted me to stand on my head and sing The Star Spangled Banner before he could finish....

Or he wanted me to poop on the coffee table....

Or I was in the restroom, he came in and started peeing on my leg....

All true stories...or so I've heard....

Definitely would add a new dimension to the review system  
 
Okay, I've suddenly got too much free time on my hands...sorry

You obviously missed the TER mail saying that providers can now review their clients.

I had the honour of being the first client reviewed.  

I received 10 for looks/appearance, and 10 for performance.

Below is the review the provider wrote about me.

When John met me in the lobby I was so taken aback by his rugged good looks, I swear I wet my panties.

When he said "Hello Ms ******, its wonderful to meet you" my heart began beating like a drum.

He took my hand, gently lifted it upwards and planted a gently kiss on it with his soft red lips.

My knees were so weak at this point, I did not think I would make it up to his room.

But I did, and he had me in fits of laughter the whole way with his hilarious anecdotes.

John opened the door to his one bedroom suite and said "after you miss" such a gentleman, so rare to find these days, I thought to myself.

He offered me a drink, but I was so turned on by him at this point, that I said no thank you, lets move to the bed instead.

We lay on the king bed and I undid his shirt buttons one at a time, each one revealing just a little more of his rugged chest and chiseled abs.

By this time I was so horny and wet I just ripped off his trousers and boxers and there before me was the most beautiful, amazing, big cock I have ever seen.

I had to remind myself at this time that he was paying me for this date, and not visa versa.

I had to have that majestic cock in my mouth, and it tasted even better than it looked, if that's possible.

After a few minutes sucking his rock hard cock, he stopped me and said " may I please kiss you below" Such a gentleman.

As his lips made contact with my inner thigh, goose bumps engulfed my whole body.
In no time his warm wet tongue was doing things to my pussy that I have never experienced before, and probably never will again.
I must have cum at least 10 times. Probably more.

After around 20 minutes of being in heaven, I had to stop him because I wanted that big beautiful cock inside me.

As his hard hot throbbing cock entered my soaking wet pussy, I could not help but shout out "OMG, Fuck me John, Fuck me hard with that big fucking cock John".
I am usually quite reserved, but I challenge any female to be quiet when your being fucked by this guy.

After 6 or 7 different positions, and numerous orgasms, I pulled off the condom and said " I need that cock in my mouth again. I want to taste your cum.

I sucked that cock for the next 15 minutes, and it was like eating my five favourite candy bars, one after another.
Soon I could feel his engorged cock about to explode, so opened my mouth wide, swirled my tongue around the tip of his cock, and then BANG, a torrent of hot sweet sticky cum filled my entire mouth. MMMMM. I kept sucking until there was not a drop left in either of his balls.

He said thank you, you were amazing, then went to the bathroom and returned with a warm wet towel to clean me up, and a bottle of unopened cold water. So thoughtful.

John is my ATF. In fact he has ruined me for anyone else.

From now on, I will only see John.  When you have had the best, why settle for the rest

You know Baba, when i first read this post I let my mind wander a bit to dream up what this years reviews would look like if it were me doing the reviewing. Surprisingly after some thought they actually would be very complimentary. In general I go away from the date very happy with what I feel, and hope was, a mutually satisfying experience. As far as the "looks" rating I think women in general are much more forgiving. Although I have yet to meet a 10 I rank almost everyone as a 7 or above. A nice smile gives you a 9 automatically. When it comes to performance I am not that critical either. Whether we are swinging from the chandelier or just cuddling and talking I am happy with the encounter as long as my date is happy. So thinking back on the year everyone gets an 8 or better. Sure there are a few anecdotes from time to time that cause me to chuckle and say "bless his heart", but  that wouldn't taint his rating in my book. It just ads a little comic relief.  
As women we never expected perfection from you (men) so we never have reason to be disappointed. You guys on the other hand seem to expect your very own definition of perfection and are continually disappointed.  
This is why I read your reviews that you write about the ladies. You reviews tell me so much about you and so very little about the lady in question. Reading the reviews you've written tells me who you are and whether I want to see you or not. The way you came away from the date lets me know if you are a half full or a half empty kind of guy. I can see if you criticize every move or are pleasantly surprised at every turn. I guess that is why if you were to read my imaginary reviews of my dates it would seem like I hit a homerun every time. Because in my mind I have.  
Cheers!

 

Damn John.....I could swear you found that review in your wife's drawer about me!!  LOL!!

You wish.

The only way you would get one like that is to write it yourself.

Unlike mine which was written by a TER top 10 lady, who wants to remain anonymous ()

I"m usually never half full, or half empty....usually always full of it!  

I'm with you, Heather.  I feel the same way...I've had so many home runs, I'm very thankful for the patrons I've encountered in the demimonde.    

 

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Or when restaurants, hotels, airlines, and all other businesses start reviewing their customers.

it is a good idea. But perhaps the criterions would need to be different, such as did he present himself fresh and shaved? Did he ask for discounts? Did he show respect for ladies?etc

Serena x

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