I make an exception for Michelle. She's really not an escort, she's a performance artist, and you are her interactive audience. I usually am fine with letting the numbers speak for themselves, as long as I trust the body of reviewers*, but Michelle's reviews are a treat to read (What will that girl think of next?).
Michelle and I started out rocky, but it's been smoothed out since. She once complained that "my reviews were all over the place". Not as much as yours', my dear.
* a science in itself, but the guys who have reviewed her, as a whole, is almost as impressive as the reviews themselves.
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