pick up women in strip club and stick with proven , don't let this happen to youse...all.
copied from poker board....from someone's recent adventure (not ezdude)
""Day 2
Hardly any poker but, a fun filled day! Wake up at 7am after 4 hours of sleep due to unforeseen activity which robbed my normal 8 hours rest, I have to get up and meet with the realtors and mortgage brokers ,well, 5 hours and 100 signatures later im back in my hotel to find the girls (from strip club) in my bed still sleeping! well, i wake there cute little butts up out the liquor induced coma because they have to be at work in an hour, 3 girls 1 shower anit gonna cut it they get ready take em to the club and out of nowhere I have 2 bouncers and a manager barking up my tree on how I left with entertainers and how I got them fired for this I try to reason with them but, these bone heads dont listen I turn around grab the girls out the club and try to leave but, no the idiot doorman had to trip me and make my head bounce off the car, I figure ok, you want to play rough lets go i myself am 6' about 300lbs and am also a bouncer in adult clubs we get into a good ol' fashion rumble in the back parking lot no given my left eye is closed up from the nasty bump Im getting my ass handed to me until I give some chin music and wind up breaken my hand cops show up watch the video and it show them start the assault on me ask if i want to press charges i say no and leave Now 2 o'clock bloody, brusied and beaten I go to the hospital after nearly fainting had to get 13 stitches in the forehead and they had to cut the the bruise over my eye so i can see out of it. Now, 5 o'clock get back to the hotel take a shower, nap and change play some 1/2 poker was felted in 3 hands after AK didn't hold up against 23o and KK didn't hold up against JJ. Now down $200 for the day but, Rebuy for another 200$ get dealt A 10s first hand (not many people like this hand but, its my favorite) on the button no action to me I raise to 15$, Sb calls BB raises to 50$ UTG + 2 calls, I call a little confused as does SB. Flop hit me hard A K 10. SB checks, BB plops in another 50$, UTG + 2 folds, I call as does SB. 4th street J SB check, BB bets 100$, I called the all in (not realizing the J) so does SB, 5th ST comes A, SB leads out with a side pot bet of 150 raised by BB 300 SB calls Cards get flipped revealing my A/10 boat take down the main pot of $600 cant believe how lucky I just got both had nut St8. Now I got my money back and up 200$ I left the table ,which, is not something i normaly do after taking a big pot but, my head was ponding again""
-- Modified on 5/7/2008 6:02:16 PM
How Terrible