Updates:
LaRue McCay has joined the site. http://www.lvdelight.com/lasVegas_escorts/LaRueMcCay.29.htm

Tasha has new photos: http://www.lvdelight.com/lasVegas_escorts/TashaHailey.21.htm

McKela has new photos: http://www.lvdelight.com/lasVegas_escorts/SweetMcKela.12.htm

Mya Chan has new photos: http://www.lvdelight.com/lasVegas_escorts/MyaChan.15.htm

Lauren Houston will be visiting Feb 25-28. http://www.lvdelight.com/lasVegas_escorts/LaurenHouston.25.htm

Lana St Claire will be visiting Feb 25-Mar 4 & Mar 22-27. http://www.lvdelight.com/lasVegas_escorts/LanaStClaire.22.htm

Classy Courtney will be visiting March 13-16. http://www.lvdelight.com/lasVegas_escorts/ClassyCourtney.6.htm

I have been agonizing over this page for the new site.  Please let me know your opinion:
If you are an escort that would like to join our web site, we would love to consider you. We are always pursuing the highest quality ladies to join our association. If you feel you are such a lady, please fill out the form below to become a Delight.   Please note that should any of our standards be violated by a lady after acceptance to Delight 411, she will receive up to 3 warnings depending upon the severity of her offense, then she will be deleted immediately, with no refund.

Potential Delight ladies must conform to our basic standards, which are:
1. She has at least good 10 reviews within one or two review review sites.  If the review site gives a numeric score, her performance average has to be 7+.  Rare exceptions can be made.
2. She is independent.
3. Her photographs are tasteful and accurate.
4. She has minimum rate of at least $200 per hour.
5. She does not engage in multiple web identities, i.e., she does not have more than one website with different names/gift requirements.
6. She has been a companion for at least 6 months.
7. Her main advertising venue is not Craig's List.
8. She doesn't have a drug problem, a pimp or steal from clients.
9. She is at least 18 years of age.


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Can I be the first guy on LVD?  I'm trying to make a quick buck, and I wanna meet some nice, lonely women.

I have references, and on occasion will work for food.

Let's see, Acidom, how many of these standards you meet:

Potential Delight ladies must conform to our basic standards, which are:

Before we go any farther, I think "ladies" is the operative word in this sentence, lol.

For the standards listed, here are comments followed by a "pass" or "fail" assessment:
(No more comments will be made regarding words within the standards such as "she" or "her"!)

1. She has at least good 10 reviews within one or two review review sites.  If the review site gives a numeric score, her performance average has to be 7+.  Rare exceptions can be made.

Do you have at least ten reviews with an average score of at least 7? Well, maybe you could be one of those "rare" exceptions! Assessment: undecided.

2. She is independent.

I guess we could give you the benefit of the doubt on this one. You don't have a pimp, do you? Assessment: pass.

3. Her photographs are tasteful and accurate.

I don't think I have ever seen any pictures of you on the internet. Have I missed some? Assessment: fail.

4. She has minimum rate of at least $200 per hour.

I think "working for food" might fall below the minimum rate required, unless you have extremely expensive tastes in dining! Assessment: fail.

5. She does not engage in multiple web identities, i.e., she does not have more than one website with different names/gift requirements.

I think you are safe here! Assessment: pass.

6. She has been a companion for at least 6 months.

This one all depends on the definition of "companion"! I think there is a good chance that you could show six months worth of being a "companion" to someone by some definition of that word, but I'm not sure. Assessment: undecided.

7. Her main advertising venue is not Craig's List.

This one is pretty easy! Assessment: pass.

8. She doesn't have a drug problem, a pimp or steal from clients.

Again, I think we can give you the benefit of the doubt here. Assessment: pass.

9. She is at least 18 years of age.

This one is a no-brainer. Assessment: pass.

So how did you do?

Out of nine requirements, you passed five, failed two, with two more up in the air! It seems to me that the powers that be at LV Delight will have to take your application seriously, at least!

T.L.






-- Modified on 2/17/2007 12:56:37 PM

OMG, Smarty, I didn't know you ever got THAT drunk!

T.L.

You brat boys have gone way off topic.  The spankings will commence shortly!
I want to know if I made too many rules.  Is it too strict?  Is it fair?  Does it go beyond your standards for a quality provider?  What about the rates requirements?

Just one more thing though.....it would be so much easier on the eyes to separte the girls names with either a space or a line.  It is too hard to read.  Well at least for me...maybe I should get my glasses?

See ya soon sweetie!

-- Modified on 3/16/2007 12:28:07 AM

McKela and I were talking about what you and I had discussed.  But we were thinking that we could use the room during the day for photos then that night have a little party and invite guys.  I have a young friend who just got a photography degree from CCSN and her grandparents bought her a realy nice camera for Chirstmas. She is anxious to get started doing her own photos instead of just one for the company - although she has gotten to shoot Nascar drivers 2 years in a row (doesn't excite me, but it does her). It could be fun!