I have a spot open at a Super Bowl watch party.  Includes buffet and drinks.  Would like to share that with someone special.  I had a bad experience with another provider last night, so I am really feeling down.  Before or after play is negotiable.  Most important thing is that you can hold a conversation and at least pretend that you enjoy being with me.  I don't have a lot of money to work with after last night, but hopefully we can work something out.

My Superbowl special is 1000 for lots of game play!!!!!!!! I will be totally dedicated to you for the entire time!!!!!

I'm not sure who you booked that couldn't at least "pretend" to like you...
Brush it off..
Today is a new day. It's the friggen Super Bowl and you get to celebrate it in Vegas!!!

better than being stuck all night at MIdway airport...and now a hotel on cicero.

That's too bad you had a horrible experience last night.  It would be my pleasure to make things all better for you today.  I am willing and ready!  Either way I truly hope today goes better for you and hopefully I am the lucky lady that will do that for you.