that don't reply to email inquiries I never send.
That don't answer phone calls I never make.
That don't answer PMs I don't write (especially since I don't have VIP).

I mean if I had replies and answers from all the ladies I never actually contacted I would be really bogged down going through all of the information.  I would need to hire a secretary to handle all the emails from wimins saying how much they wanted to ride the wild Webbie...

It would just be so time consuming.

So thank you again ladies for not replying to inquiries and contacts never made...it endears all of you to me.


(The above post is intended satirically, and should be read with tongue planted firmly in cheek)

Note: this post is intended satirically and should be read with tongue planted firmly in cheek.

Or, maybe you just have a bad reputation. Must be some rational reason so many ladies do not respond to you.

Hang on a minute here...what if I DID receive an email inquiry from you but it really got lost in cyberspace?  Or what if I actually responded but never heard back from you??  Would our worlds collide and our email accounts spontaneously combust into a ball of flames?

:p

You're the best!  I appreciate your humour.  

Cheers!

...or, perhaps as the post states, I never contacted them.

Perhaps you need to Google "functional illiteracy", just a thought.

Does have a certain ring of familiarity, now that you mention it.

Luv u Webby.

The day you go straight we needs to fux. LOL Or maybe we just share a lady and call it a day

She is kinda cool, huh?

Met her inperson a little over a year ago at a party. I dig her style! Whether it's reciprocal is another story...! lol!