that don't reply to email inquiries I never send. That don't answer phone calls I never make. That don't answer PMs I don't write (especially since I don't have VIP).
I mean if I had replies and answers from all the ladies I never actually contacted I would be really bogged down going through all of the information. I would need to hire a secretary to handle all the emails from wimins saying how much they wanted to ride the wild Webbie...
It would just be so time consuming.
So thank you again ladies for not replying to inquiries and contacts never made...it endears all of you to me.
(The above post is intended satirically, and should be read with tongue planted firmly in cheek)
Hang on a minute here...what if I DID receive an email inquiry from you but it really got lost in cyberspace? Or what if I actually responded but never heard back from you?? Would our worlds collide and our email accounts spontaneously combust into a ball of flames?
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