Hello ladies.  I found myself alone in my hotel room at the Bellagio.  Looking for company--anyone available?

Thanks!

. . . in-room porn?

Was here on fun and want the real thing...

For you to get a reputable lady who is available on such a short notice.  I've never understood last minute inquiries.  Did you just learn this morning you were coming to Vegas?  I highly doubt it.  Pre booking is essential when coming to Vegas as most ladies need time to screen and adjust their schedules accordingly.  

Good luck

Understood..but you never know.  I was going to fly home today but instead am going overseas from here..

I understand your desire for last minute. How the hell does anyone know when they're gonna be horny. I don't. I don't fall down simply because an attractive woman walks by. Try pre-screening next time. This time you throw caution to the wind. YEEEEEHAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!

...booking TOO FAR in advance can be problematic as well, eh?  LMAO!!

But I can't poke my nose in her business.

Still, dude would be at my beck and call because of!

Now you playin' the game, homes! Fiddy got nothin' on you!