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jgoodman222 14 Reviews 1381 reads
posted
1 / 12
If I told you: "you have a nice body"....

would you hold it against me?

(apologies to Monty Python)

A question for the ladies:

What is the worst pick up line you have ever experienced?

QueenBia See my TER Reviews 1155 reads
posted
2 / 12
Your legs must be tired because you've been running thru my mind all nite. E

Posted By: Uptonogood11
would you hold it against me?  
   
 (apologies to Monty Python)  
   
 A question for the ladies:  
   
 What is the worst pick up line you have ever experienced?

jgoodman222 14 Reviews 1139 reads
posted
3 / 12
Re: Your legs must be tired because you've been running thru my mind all nite. E

well...

You have to admit, it's unforgettable (no matter how hard you try).

JOHN_UK 14 Reviews 1006 reads
posted
4 / 12
If you were my homework I'd be doing you rite now all over my desk!

If that one fails I quickly follow up with...

There are 256 bones in your body! Would you like another?  

Surprisingly neither have ever worked.

jgoodman222 14 Reviews 1042 reads
posted
5 / 12
Re: If you were my homework I'd be doing you rite now all over my desk!

One of my friends lived with a room mate in California for a summer.  His "introductory" line was "Would you like to go back to my place, snort some coke and fuck?"  The line worked with a certain population of ladies.

QueenBia See my TER Reviews 916 reads
posted
6 / 12
Wow! E


END OF MESSAGE

jgoodman222 14 Reviews 1041 reads
posted
7 / 12
Re: If you were my homework I'd be doing you rite now all over my desk!

My friend said that none of the ladies in question were particularly attractive.

bluesoniablue See my TER Reviews 1292 reads
posted
8 / 12
Did it hurt?

When you feel from heaven....  

Have to say this was the worst but I did get a good laugh!!
Related Link: http://bluesoniablue.wix.com/bluesoniablue

jaydalee See my TER Reviews 1111 reads
posted
9 / 12
Baby you are...

a tall drink of water and I am dying of thirst.lol

JOHN_UK 14 Reviews 1076 reads
posted
10 / 12
I just made this one up, but I think it would work..

Hello, I am a billionaire.

Todd Kavonic 11 Reviews 1142 reads
posted
11 / 12
Some girls will smile and some will slap you...

..."I have a thousand dollars, what's that good for?"

Sadly, I venture little into the civvie world. So I don't need "lines". Not that I ever used them anyway.

jgoodman222 14 Reviews 1014 reads
posted
12 / 12
Re: Oh jeez

I am not sure which is worse...

That some would actually say that,
or that I believe what you are saying.

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