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Re: Oh jeez
jgoodman222 14 Reviews 1013 reads
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I am not sure which is worse...

That some would actually say that,
or that I believe what you are saying.

would you hold it against me?

(apologies to Monty Python)

A question for the ladies:

What is the worst pick up line you have ever experienced?

Posted By: Uptonogood11
would you hold it against me?  
   
 (apologies to Monty Python)  
   
 A question for the ladies:  
   
 What is the worst pick up line you have ever experienced?

well...

You have to admit, it's unforgettable (no matter how hard you try).

If that one fails I quickly follow up with...

There are 256 bones in your body! Would you like another?  

Surprisingly neither have ever worked.

One of my friends lived with a room mate in California for a summer.  His "introductory" line was "Would you like to go back to my place, snort some coke and fuck?"  The line worked with a certain population of ladies.

When you feel from heaven....  

Have to say this was the worst but I did get a good laugh!!

a tall drink of water and I am dying of thirst.lol

..."I have a thousand dollars, what's that good for?"

Sadly, I venture little into the civvie world. So I don't need "lines". Not that I ever used them anyway.

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