Really, 10:30am to 9 pm, thats less than 10 hours?  Some of these girls have other lives, children, families, parents, dogs, and civvie jobs.

They are sick?
There is a family emergency?
They have a life?

Did you tell them that your TER handle is "twosmellyfingers"?

dunno, I'd be kinda turned off by that handle if I was a girl  
but hey, I shouldn't be talking either with my TER handle. LMAO

That was a good one Drunk. Just wondering if the girls pay any attention to things like this??

gets chosen and why would you choose one that is not exactly a turn on to the ladies.

You may text or email me Blue Secrets anytime.  We always reply quickly, and will not leave you hanging (Incalls or outcalls are fine).

excuse the typo.. lol  (the me Blue Secrets part)..

If there are no responses to your request, simply move on.  However, if you don't allow enough time for a response, that's on you.  From what I understand, most LV providers (at least those on TER) are primarily outcall oriented.  While some occasionally offer an incall, it may require a bit of lead time for them clear a block of time on their calendars, in order for this to work.  Hence, planning several days ahead would be prudent for your type of request.

Posted By: twosmellyfingers

Is it now common to call, text and email providers looking for an incall appointment and most of them NEVER get back in touch with you...ever?  
   
 I called, texted and emailed 5 different providers today before 10:30am and 1 responded that she is not available today.  But the others are no shows.  
   
 I wish TER allowed Providers to update their listing with hours of availability and whether they are available at all and allow hobbyist to somehow flag them when they don't respond.  
 I know its not perfect, but its pretty annoying to not be able to give your money away to a pretty lady for a bit of loving!

Not everyone is available now this is not Pizza Hut.  We have lives too!

If I happened to be on vacation and left my work phone at home, I wouldn't be able to respond.
If someone in my family was sick or celebrating a birthday, I wouldn't respond.
If my best friend was celebrating her 21st, I wouldn't respond...
The list goes on...

He may have slowed down since the good old days though. Maybe only 30-40 babes this time

Well said...

Grab me a whole pie & I have a verbal tip for you upon delivery!

Woody Allen said: If sex isn't dirty then you're not doing it right.

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smell my fingers hours after a session with a girl who's pussy juices have a particularly aromatic aroma to me. Might as well get the most out of your session and extend it a little. Actually I did this more as a young man when female encounters were harder to come by. Now it has become less necessary.
Probably 100% of men have done this at sometime in their life. Any of you Hobbyists willing to own up to that fact?
Evidently women would like to deny that men are as they are.  
There, now that should turn off a lot of ladies that think sex should be not nasty. The kids say "let's do the nasty." I think they have the right idea.

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So, yeah, I'm pretty sure he likes his sex dirty and without any boundaries. lmao

It has nothing to do with performing sex correctly.  It has everything to do with washing your frickin hands after finishing up.  

... 2 holes.  And you're OK with that?  I'd think you'd be attracting more flies than women.  Might work for Backpage, though.  LMAO!

And due to your genius, how many ladies have now inked you in their "DNS" book? Just wondering.  

It's your money.

I use to do the same, smell my fingers as a remembrance of a wonderful woman.  Grew a mustache, then a beard.  Holds the odor longer.  Should I change my handle to "smelly beard"?