REVENGE OF THE BLONDES!

-Why do brunettes like their dark hair color?
It doesn't show the dirt.

-Who makes all the bras for brunettes?
Fisher-Price

-Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes?
The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable.

-Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?
It matches their mustache.

-Why is the color brunette considered evil?
When's the last time ya saw a blonde witch?

-Why did God create brunettes?
So ugly men wouldn't feel left out.

-What do brunettes miss most about a great party?
The invitation.

-Where do brunettes get the hair for a transplant?
From their underarms.

-How do you describe a brunette whose phone rings on Saturday night?
Startled.

-What do you call a good-looking man with a brunette?
A hostage.


Stolen from another board.

Obviously these jokes were meant soley to irk and entertain brunettes, as a blonde wouldn't understand them.

Ha Ha!
Funny Funny!
I am a Brunette,
I  havent heard any brunette Jokes untill now!
Its about time!
I can take a good joke and laugh,
But come on guys, we all know who has          The Most Fun,
Brunettes!!
Yeah!
Here is a Blonde Joke for all of you,(NOT To Be Taken seriously)
Some of my best friends are BLONDES OK!
Joke:
What is a Blondes Idea Of Safe Sex??

Lock The Doors!

Have Fun Guys...

Sheila