REVENGE OF THE BLONDES!

-Why do brunettes like their dark hair color?
It doesn't show the dirt.

-Who makes all the bras for brunettes?
Fisher-Price

-Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes?
The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable.

-Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?
It matches their mustache.

-Why is the color brunette considered evil?
When's the last time ya saw a blonde witch?

-Why did God create brunettes?
So ugly men wouldn't feel left out.

-What do brunettes miss most about a great party?
The invitation.

-Where do brunettes get the hair for a transplant?
From their underarms.

-How do you describe a brunette whose phone rings on Saturday night?
Startled.

-What do you call a good-looking man with a brunette?
A hostage.


Stolen from another board.