I may get kicked to the humor board, but I didn't last time and others chimed in so all in good fun.......

An old doctor who lacked protoplasm
Tried to give his young wife an orgasm,
   But his tongue jumped the track
   'Twixt the front and the back
And got pinched in a bad anal spasm.

Here's mine.

There once was a soldier, named Blunt.
Who preferred his wife's bung, to her cunt.
When she shreeked,  
I'm tired of being Greeked,
He sadly returned to the front

These are form a Washington Post contest where contestants were required to use Lewinsky & Kaczynski

Third place:

There once was a gal named Lewinsky
 Who played on a flute like Stravinsky
 'Twas "Hail to the Chief"
 On this flute made of beef
 That stole the front page from Kaczynski.

Second place:

Said Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky,
 "We don't want to leave clues like Kaczynski,
 Since you made such a mess,
 Use the hem of your dress
 And please wipe that stuff off of your chinsky."

And the winning entry:

Lewinsky and Clinton have shown
 What Kaczynski must surely have known
 That an intern is better
 Than a bomb in a letter
 When deciding how best to be blown

The winner is a hella hoot!

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