I may get kicked to the humor board, but I didn't last time and others chimed in so all in good fun.......
An old doctor who lacked protoplasm Tried to give his young wife an orgasm, But his tongue jumped the track 'Twixt the front and the back And got pinched in a bad anal spasm.
There once was a soldier, named Blunt. Who preferred his wife's bung, to her cunt. When she shreeked, I'm tired of being Greeked, He sadly returned to the front
These are form a Washington Post contest where contestants were required to use Lewinsky & Kaczynski
Third place:
There once was a gal named Lewinsky Who played on a flute like Stravinsky 'Twas "Hail to the Chief" On this flute made of beef That stole the front page from Kaczynski.
Second place:
Said Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky, "We don't want to leave clues like Kaczynski, Since you made such a mess, Use the hem of your dress And please wipe that stuff off of your chinsky."
And the winning entry:
Lewinsky and Clinton have shown What Kaczynski must surely have known That an intern is better Than a bomb in a letter When deciding how best to be blown
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