Another

Here's mine.

There once was a soldier, named Blunt.
Who preferred his wife's bung, to her cunt.
When she shreeked,  
I'm tired of being Greeked,
He sadly returned to the front

These are form a Washington Post contest where contestants were required to use Lewinsky & Kaczynski

Third place:

There once was a gal named Lewinsky
 Who played on a flute like Stravinsky
 'Twas "Hail to the Chief"
 On this flute made of beef
 That stole the front page from Kaczynski.

Second place:

Said Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky,
 "We don't want to leave clues like Kaczynski,
 Since you made such a mess,
 Use the hem of your dress
 And please wipe that stuff off of your chinsky."

And the winning entry:

Lewinsky and Clinton have shown
 What Kaczynski must surely have known
 That an intern is better
 Than a bomb in a letter
 When deciding how best to be blown