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About Alice...
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There once was a lady named Alice,
Who used TNT as a phallus.
They found her vagina in North Carolina,
and one of her nipples in Dallas.

There was a young fellow named Goody
Who claimed that he wouldn't, but would he?
   If he found himself nude
   With a girl in the mood
The question's not woody but could he?

“There was a young lady who swallowed a horse…she did a lot more of course  

She liked to travel, usually a trip to Greek Island or to swing-town.

She liked her girlfriends…from top to toe  

She was very educated, Alevel and well above!

There was a young lady who swallowed a spider,

That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her;

There was a young lady who loved to tease,

But ultimately all she was trying to do was to please  

There was a young lady with many outfits, some for the horse of course lol

There was a young lady, some called her mistress,

She liked to play and mastered every role-play!

There was a young lady who would see couples and once was asked:

“Pussycat pussycat, where have you been?”  

“I’ve been up to London to visit the Queen.”

“Pussycat pussycat, what did you dare?”

“I frightened a little mouse under her chair” “MEOWW!”

 

I am the free child & the world is my playground!

My world has no limits…join me and experience freedom!

You’re notoriously open-minded concubine…

Serena xxx

There once was a lady named Alice,
Who used TNT as a phallus.
They found her vagina in North Carolina,
and one of her nipples in Dallas.

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