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Insert Foot In Mouth

Another Right Proper Adventure in Wonderland

 

Cue the Little River Band's 'Lady'...

 

 

Last weekend, I sessioned with vampire kgirl OTC.

 

 

As I was leaving, I showed her my open palm and asked her if she remembers what Donald Trump is famous for saying on his TV show?  Yeah, she replied, 'YOU'RE FIRED!!!'  I told her 'next week I'm going to see my friend at AAMP, Bora.  She likes me, gets me two times easy peasy and doesn't complain incessantly.'  I left...

 

 
Vampire kgirl blew my phone up all week; let the calls go to VM and didn't call back.  

 

Finally, Thursday afternoon rolled around and my hour session with Bora.  Bora is a beautiful and smart biZ woman.  Bora asked me why I don't session with her my once a week?  I told her my Tale of vampire kgirl.  She laughed!!  She asked 'you'd rather session with HALMEONI than me?!?!'  She grabbed a shoe to fake hit me with and called me either babo or baegchi.  Can't recall....

 

 
Bora delivered the goods and moved solidly into CF position.

 

Cue the Eagles 'Life In The Fast Lane'...

 

 
Back to work and my pyschic steel cable from vampire kgirl is tugging at me. She calls again and invites me over for a complimentary night of passion way better than Bora....

 

 

I'm weak.  But should have known better.  What was I thinking?!  Little head thinking for big head...I've got work Friday and appointments...I swear I'm Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde!!!!!  Sheesh

 

 

I get there and we're drinking and ultimately drunk and vampire kgirl let's into me like I'm a demon and blah blah blah.  Big mistake in going over there...

 

 

Oops...reminds me of a Shakespeare quote --) Hell hath no fury like a kgirl's scorn!!!  D'oh

 

 
I couldn't wait to get my bbbjtcimws, sober up and get the fuck outta there!

 

 

BTW, I was invited today to a potential tag team soiree OTC with two familiar kgirls presented on a silver platter by one of my monger bros!  I asked for rain check!?  I'm exhausted from Thursday and plan to work all weekend.  Don't feel sorry for me my monger brothers! Plenty of time for this old fuck to have further Adventures in Wonderland!!!!!

 

 

Whoo hoo kgirls!!!!!  Give me a thumbs up if you're liking my quality content?

 

 
YMMV

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mongers know is that . . . . . ."there is no drama like Kgirl drama!"  The longer you stay in the Kgirl scene, the more of this you will see.  

 
I think most of us have had girls that we knew were not good for us and more trouble than they were worth, but for some reason, we couldn't stay away.  I think mongers NOT looking for social connection with a girl have less to worry about in the form of drama.  I think after awhile, you will pull vampire girl's fangs out of your neck and leave her with no control over you, but in the meantime, get a blood transfusion for what is still to come.  Lol

Oh man!!a true monger for sure (twoontuesday) great fun with a lot of headaches to go with it..Bora should be seen at least once a week..

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Korean_drama
Korean dramas are popular worldwide, partially due to the spread of Korean popular culture (the "Korean Wave"), and their widespread availability via streaming services which often offer subtitles in multiple languages.

I've often wondered if K-Pop girls who don't hit it big ever transition to Korean or US K-Girls?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/K-pop
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bZkp7q19f0
Some of these girls are bee-YOU-tee-full.
More than 3.7 BILLION views.

Over the years I have had several Kgirls start singing to me in Korean sometime during the session.  Most were not very good, but the ones that were could very well be aspiring professionals.

K-Drama is good entertainment.  When I booked Jean's last appointment she'd often-times pull out her computer after the post-shower and we'd watch some shows while we ate a late dinner and before we went to sleep.

Maybe three or four years ago a court case in ROK overturned some of the contracts the K-pop agencies had with their trainees. The bottom line was that if the trainee washed out for any reason they were on the hook for paying back 3 times the amount the agency claims was invested. So a number of the trainees ended up with debts to the agencies of 100s of million Won.

I'm sure you've heard about some of the K-girls working because they fathers have gambling problems or have single mothers that have not money do they work to pay off debt and care for mothers and family. I would suspect some are working off their own debt.  

Plus, it's been mention on this very board before the rumors about top K-Pop starts being available to the elite sponsors. I do wonder some about just where all the girls the guy from Big Bang that was arrested for pimping at his club came from.

a hundred million won something like $14.62?  LOL

Some of the K-Dramas even have story lines about girls wanting to be K-Pop stars and their trials and tribulations at K-Pop school.  
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Rather than post separately, for CDL: 1,000,000 KRW = $850; 100 million KRW = $85,000.

I've had some K-girls sing to me, too. I just wish I knew  what they were singing.
저리가.
당신은 뚱뚱한 못생긴 백인 괴물입니다.
냄새가 아주 심해요.
당신은 나를 아프게합니다.
저리가 저리가 저리가
jeoliga.
dangsin-eun ttungttunghan mos-saeng-gin baeg-in goemul-ibnida.
naemsaega aju simhaeyo.
dangsin-eun naleul apeugehabnida.
jeoliga jeoliga jeoliga
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So sweet. So beautiful.

Do you ever wonder how many stories of them working because of gambling problems/parent problems are actually true? I'm not saying they are all false, but I'd think this is an instance where "idiot mongers" (sic) need to take many a sob stories with a grain of salt.

I won't say I know what the lyrics are but that sure looks way to formal for K-Pop. Perhaps a more traditional Korean song?

Much closer to $90K.

Speaking of singing..an interesting thing happen after my session with Bora last weekend..I noticed she had an acoustic guitar and I asked her if she can play it.she did and sang in Korean as well.she was very good and she told me it’s been awhile since she played the guitar..pretty cool experience for me..😄

Submitted for your consideration and approval...

 

Cue Christopher Cross' 'Never Be The Same'...

 

Just when I removed vampire kgirl's fangs from my neck and she advised me she's leaving, she calls me last night...

 

 
And says, 'I'm not busy tonight...cum over!' I'm on my way...sure there was her incessant complaining but it was the most magical night of multi-orgasmic pleasure I've had with her to date!!!!

 

 
Cost?  Priceless.

 

 
DAMN, we got it good in the Bay Area!!!!

 

 
YMMV

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Submitted for your consideration and approval...

 

 

Last night, I spent the night OTC at Vampire kgirl's house.  Vampire kgirl and I did drunken 69 for three hours with breaks.  Multiple wave after wave of orgasmic pleasure.  I even got her to squirt first time for me.  And I lapped up every drop...

 

 
I have leveled up and achieved 'Expert Pussy Eater' designation status!!!

 

 

Yahoo mother fuckers!!!!!

 

 
YMMV

Is it possible if you weren't drunk that you could have done it in one hour?  LOL

 
I know from my own experience that after an hour of me eating them, they have had so many orgasms they pass out from exhaustion.  

 
NOT to suggest in the slightest that either of our claims is embellished a little,  I'm reminded of the old adage that , "The FIRST liar doesn't stand a chance here."  LOL

I was over at Vampire kgirl's house the other night.

She looked over at me and asked 'so you think I'm a vampire?!' I replied 'Hell ya you are!'

D'oh

I guess that's the end of that.  Time to go home...

A cautionary Tale From Wonderland...

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The price of truth is often exorbitant, my friend.

 
But, you should've shown her that Leslie Nielsen Dracula movie

So it's been a few days to process...

 
She knows I'm a monger; but I never discussed on-line forums and / or my monger handle at NotAMPmaps, Nuerotic Donkey or here at TER with vampire kgirl.

 
I know I'm customer # 18 with her; the only logical conclusion is that one of her other customers / mongers put the pieces together that I was discussing her specifically and snitched me out; that no good mother fucker!!!  In addition, said snitch monger prolly shared with her ALL of my posts that relate / mention her.

 

It's been time for me to move on for a while anyway; and she is a no good, lying, vampire whore.  I generally don't refer to working girls as whores.  But with vampire kgirl, it's a statement of fact.

 

 
Perhaps this is the stake that frees me from my bondage?!

 
Ha ha

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That's fucked up, man. I really feel for you. This monger would have to have known your identity, the girls identity and also have mongered with her.

 

We don't like snitches round here.

I spent the night at vampire kgirl's last night; an E Tix ride in Wonderland!

 

 
She prefers I either refer to her as 'Sabonim' or 'Guhimo'.  Ha ha

 

Be careful what you wish for!  You may just get it!!

 

 
YMMV

-- Modified on 1/12/2021 7:11:20 PM

The Reviewers Only board is the leakiest Board on this site, the guys there can't wait to suck up to their favorites with every little tidbit of information they can pass on in their efforts to curry favor.

 
I agree, I hate snitches too.

 
As for our brother Twoon, maybe this is a good thing. From what I have heard from him, she is a bad habit he's been wanting to kick for a while anyhow. but I fully agree that it should have been HIS decision to make and I only hope he/we find out which cocksucking pussy took it upon himself to do this to him so we can run him off board on a rail after tar and feathering him first.

so many people will jump on the mob-mentality bandwagon.

 
I suppose it is just completely impossible that the woman herself has been reading the comments -- or perhaps her booker -- and put 2 and 2 together. It's not like 2on's personality and way of expressing himself is lost in the crowd. (And no, I don't believe people come here and put on a persona that is consistent and completely different from their RL personality. If they are then I would suspect they are professional infiltrators -- and seen zero reason for something like that.)

I know or have known dozens, perhaps even hundreds of TER posters, both men and women outside of the confines of this site to see how they are IRL. Some act exactly like they do here, others are night and day different than their online personas.  

 
Let's take a poster like BLRPOS for example, do you REALLY think he acts like this IRL. He'd have lost all his teeth years ago if that were the case and he is hardly alone. There was another longtime poster who invented a totally imaginary hooker wife AND a full time nurse to boot and had actual online conversations between the three different personas. I could go on and on with example after example but I hope you get the point.

 
For the record, I am pretty much the same IRL as I am here on the boards, I tell hookers all the time who might know me from the boards that if they don't like GaGambler, they aren't likely to like the "real me" either.

 
Lastly, no one is accusing ANYONE of being that person who might have snitched off Twoon. I have no idea if anyone actually did or not, but if there is a snitch among us I do wish a pox upon his house. lol

Thank you Sifu!

 

Yes, Gumiho is a bad habit I'd like to kick.  The problema is she keeps sucking me back in!!!  Pun intended.

 

I'm over it and we haven't discussed the snitch.

 

 
Thank you for your support Sifu!!!

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Should be 'Gumiho'.

 

D'oh

"but I fully agree that it should have been HIS decision to make and I only hope he/we find out which cocksucking pussy took it upon himself to do this to him so we can run him off board on a rail after tar and feathering him first."

 
You were not putting any qualifiers there. You are saying it did happen and you hope to find out who did it.

 
I suspect anyone very familiar with how any of us act on TER were to become fairly close, and particularly in the sense that we discuss this activity, would fairly easily pick up a number of tells about who they were on this platform. You don't need to act exactly as they do here.

While I agree that it certainly is possible, I think it's highly unlikely. First of all, we don't know the provider's level of English and subsequent comfort in browsing a website extensively in that language. Secondly, I'd think most providers' interest would be limited to reviews on them, rather than the randomness of the K-girl board. I think it being the booker is even more unlikely than it being the provider as, if Twoon's personality in real life is the same as it is on the board, the booker would've had to spend enough time communicating with him that make that inference. Is Twoon even seeing her on the clock for the booker to know about it?

There is also the distinct and increasingly common possibility the kgirl in question did the research herself or with the assistance of another kgirl or monger.  

 
A lot of these girls are pretty savvy about social media in general. If she was doing research, assisted or not, and thought she recognized T’s “voice”. And then floated the trial balloon about being called a vampire the next time she saw him just to be sure. Well, that would have been game over right there.

That's fair. I was just going off what Twoon said.

 

I'd say - Twoon is a 'full disclosure' monger, so all the bookers know him via real name I believe, and I believe generally most 'entities' (meaning, 'insiders' etc) who do read forums and reviews know his online persona.

 

With that said, Twoon is a very easy target because of this, and I can't think of many mongers who would do this to him. He doesn't cause trouble (even though hes BLd at too many spots lol I think its because of some misunderstandings) and is a genuinely good dude.

But I agree, we must not just assume it was some snitch monger. Could've been the girl, could've been an 'insider', and so on.

A high school dropout as well as a binge and functional (sic) alcoholic.

 
http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion-boards/ter-general-board-12/dont-feel-alone-in-your-lack-of-formal-education-600984?frmSearch=1#600984
http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion-boards/ter-general-board-12/ok-in-that-case-substitute-me-everywhere-i-said-you-970125?frmSearch=1#970125

There have been several K-Dramas about gumiho (kumiho), The Nine-Tailed Fox.  
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kumiho#Film_and_television/shows
"... All explain fox spirits as being the result of great longevity or the accumulation of energy, said to be foxes who have lived for a thousand years, and give them the power of shapeshifting, usually appearing in the guise of a woman. However, while huli jing and kitsune are often depicted with ambiguous moral compasses, possibly good or bad, the kumiho is almost always treated as a malignant figure who feasts on human flesh. ..."
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Naturally, the K-Drama feature some of the hottest K-stars. When I was more active in "this" activity, I felt that I got to know some gumiho but managed to avoid getting sucked in all the way.

LOLLLLLLLLLL

Brother twoon, you are a god in my eyes.

Keep em comin!! There may be no drama like kgirl drama but there is also no comedy like kgirl comedy!!