From time to time I get a little fired up by the idiotic behavior of a few hobbyists.  For example:

I know your frustrations...  

Your three are good, and here are five more musts:  

OMG... #4  

"If you can't go to an incall without looking like a nervous fugitive"......!!!  Now that is a classic!    Also don't go running up to the entrance of the building and hover behind a fellow hobbyist!!!  No need to bum rush you will get to the promised land soon enough!!!

I got the go ahead and walked down the street to the gate. Found an older gent trying over and over to enter the gate code. Helped him out with the call button and got him in the gate before entering my code and heading up. Was a bit conspicuous and wanted to ask him who he was seeing but just let him go on his way.

at an AAMP, IMO, is posed by stay at home wives/mothers who are there all day with nothing to do but be nosey.  This is why you HAVE to look like you belong there. DON'T TAKE FLOWERS or other conspicuous gifts.  Kgirls would rather have the $25 cash anyway.  Dress like a local, act like a local, and be friendly (I once carried up a 25lb bag of dog food for a "neighbor."    Of course, she did not see which apartment I was going to.  

There was one time when it was really hot, and I went out of the car and sat on a bench in the shade in a big complex.  

I bring along an assortment of disguises when I visit hotels but I guess it would work for the AAMPs.  
Tool box + overalls marked "Impposter Plumbing - Laying Pipe and Plugging Holes Our Specialty."  
Tool box + overalls marked "Impposter Electric Services  - We Love Amps (and Volts and Watts)."  
Large potted plant covering my face + overalls marked "Impposter Botanicls - Together, We Can Make it Grow"
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I used to bring dog treats for one my faves doggie! Carrying a 10 oz bag of treats is a lot easier than carrying a 25 lb bag of kibble.  (I like all of the dogs (canines, not ugly girls) I've met. Fortunately, they liked me enough not to bite my face off while I was rolling around with their mistress.)

This is one of the reasons why a few Thai groups in Bellevue got busted.  

The "e"s in discrEtE are separate from one another. They are each a discrete E. Discrete math is the study of mathematical structures that are fundamentally discrete rather than continuous: The integers 1-2-3... occur in discrete steps.  
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When you visit an AAMP, you want to be discreet: discreet with adjacent Es describes someone or something that is appropriately quiet, prudent, and restrained.
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I saw Rachel on Monday and Kathy on Thursday as two discrete events. With Rachel, I came once in her mouth and once on her boobs in two discrete events. With Kathy, I accidentally shot some in her hair but I didn't notice until after we had left the hotel together. It was not very discreet to be walking around with a sperm perm.  
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The thing is, when you talk about using discretion, one of the Es has disappeared so people are confused about whether it derives from discrEtE or from discrEEt. Obviously, the latter. "Show some discretion and be discreet when visiting."

You didn't say whether Rachel gave a discreet swallow.  

I have seen few Korean drunk guys yelling inside corridors before they head to providers' apartments (I belive they dual list ads in cv and Korean sources).  

One owner used like black plastic to cover up the bedroom and living windows but when you walked by you could see that classic pink lights shining through cracks! Haha so stupid.

some guys will take away from a thread like this, but I saw a guy yesterday that must have read here about not sitting on the benches by the front door over on the Westside.  Instead, he was sitting on the curb, IN A SUIT,  between his car (a Prius - I was embarrassed for him) and the car in front of him staring at his cell phone across the street from the front door.   Only slightly less conspicuous than if he crossed the street and sat on the benches.  When there is NOBODY else sitting on the curb between two cars anywhere on the street, you are not really blending in.  LE could have driven right up an parked two cars down and he would have completely missed it, but I'm sure they would have wondered who sits on the curb in a business suit.  What a dunce!  (Does anybody know if the batteries in a Prius create a magnetic field that impairs brain function?  Just curious.)  Lol

I'm convinced priuses, douche buggies, have no turn signals. Pet peeve here, I need a staycation

Hmmm... wondering what's going on w/the Prius curbside suit dude.  Most likely reason why he was sitting down looking intensely at his cell phone (and probably the entrance) was due to his worship of Priapus, hence a sufferer/follower of Priapism...

And I need bookers or the girls to help me out. When I first started out, the magic door was truly magical and it opened without me missing a step. Nowadays, the girls leave me stranded for too long. Sigh.
 
Popular locations seem to invite parking at the entrance, sitting on a bench, sitting on the curb smoking and waiting, or not going out from the main entrance, or the bum rush in the morning. And people who like to sit in the car should tint the window.
 
I arrive on time or if I am early I would scope out the location first. I also make sure to text the booker ahead of time to give me enough time to walk. That usually gives them time to green light me and I just go once parked.
 
Sometimes I don't know what were they thinking when they chose an incall in plain sight of people or the cam that I can see as I go into it. Or telling me she is ready a few minutes before yet I can see my comrade just coming out (BWAHAHA...) Or the girls who let me out when someone can see me (perhaps I should look for myself). Or moaning too loud I think the neighbor can hear (whatever). Or the bed squeaking like crazy (they need better bed frame or memory foam mattress).
 
These things don't bother me per se, but I worry the incall is at risk. Perhaps I should tell the bookers my concern next time.

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I can follow all the advises in this thread EXCEPT remembering the code. I do put the fk'ing phone in my pocket until I use the wrong code LOL. I try to recite the code as I walk but if something distracts me then there it goes. Three digits is OK but four digits is hard. If I have to remember the room number as well then good luck to me.
 
I divide and conquer so I focus only on the code first. Sigh. As you can see, I do try to get better at this. I am not the smartest cookie here so I learn from you guys.
 
I can dress like a local or business too casual but asking me to bring dog food for the neighbor is impossible. I don't like other people's dog. Some dogs bark at me. I told the dog to be quiet but it wouldn't listen to me. I want to kick the dog.
 
Do you have any tip for me in that case? Please help a brother out

I am afraid I can't follow your fine advice. I very much want to be harder, better, stronger but I am already faster as I work it LOL. And I left out the part that the dog belongs to the neighbor I see so I have to pretend I like dogs.

preaching to the choir here.
So bookers should do some babysitting.

bookers hate ANY kind of texting that does not directly result in them making another buck.  E-maintaining a newbie hobbyist is not part of their vocabulary.  Like you, I wish it were otherwise.  

So you were the idiot in that elevator.

Paid sessions with no headache.

Looking at phones 📱  

mean any other things TO avoid.  

Avoid showing up to the incall wearing tiny op shorts.

I have heard that  

really on top of the situation.  NO chance of you getting yourself into trouble with THESE guidelines.  Lol

I'm on the East Coast, so things might work differently on the West Coast (where most K-Girl Board followers are located).  Some of the commercial spaces here are one business - one door per floor. The elevator opens into a very small vestibule with just one door.  Is it OK to start stripping in the elevator (and corridor, in larger buildings) before you get to her door? It cuts down on wasted time with the added bonus that she has no doubt that you are her next guest while watching through the peephole.  
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How much latitude would you say is OK for stripping early? Main Lobby? Sidewalk? Exit your car nekkid and streak to the building? Just be sure to bring the envelope AND your car keys!

You might hit the wrong floor number!  However, in some of these places there are artist studios right below the incall.  Maybe you could model?