: K-girls Discussion : One Hour Girlfriend

Twoontuesday 11 Reviews 3724 reads

posted 5 years ago

1 / 27

She Said What The Fuck Do You Care What I Do With Your Cum Once It's In My Mouth?!

What in the actual Fuck does that mean?! I responded.

And thus begins my most bizarre Tale From The AMP...warning, it may disgust you...or you might find it amusing.

Thank you TER mod for allowing me another thread!

YEMV

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 105 reads

posted 5 years ago

2 / 27

You gave us the tease, so . . . .

Where's the tale? Lol

I love how the story ends, but I want to hear how you got there.

Twoontuesday 11 Reviews 115 reads

posted 5 years ago

3 / 27

Jizz Jockey

I'd usually session with Kun Gumiho on Monday.

It started out as an hour for $200 with no rules, good vibes and GFE MSOG. She's a sexy lady with a sharp wit and great sense of humor.

About five years in to being her regular, she offered up two or three hours with dinner and party for $300 donation.

It was another Monday, nothing special. Round #1 was no rules FS and round #2 was bbbjtcim; but I noticed instead of swallow or spit, she left the room and returned with a warm towel to wipe me down.

Being curious brother Twoon, I asked her why she didn't swallow or spit in the room? She replied, you really want to know?

Yes

She said that during the 90s, she worked at a private gentlemen's club in SF. No location provided. No name provided. I met her in 2008.

She had a regular at the gentlemen's club who had a kink. The kink was he liked the taste of cum; and he paid the kgirls $1 / condom for jizz. The kgirls would store it in the fridge for him and he'd pickup once a week and eat a few in front of the kgirls and they'd laugh their asses off at him.

Anyhow, Jizz Jockey followed Kun Gumiho when she went indy and they carried on the same deal.

So, I asked her, have you been saving some of my loads for him?!?! And she replied, don't ask questions that you really don't want to know the answers to.

Sheesh
Don't look in a kgirl's fridge!

YEMV

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mrfisher 115 Reviews 119 reads

posted 5 years ago

4 / 27

Well, now we know the answer. 8o(~

END OF MESSAGE

sunnyday1 169 Reviews 104 reads

posted 5 years ago

5 / 27

Re: Jizz Jockey

LMFAO!

RegencyHobbyist 109 Reviews 92 reads

posted 5 years ago

6 / 27

😎

Brother Twoon, your stories are worth the price of admission alone. They could only be better if they included pictures. Cheers.

herbtcat 6 Reviews 106 reads

posted 5 years ago

7 / 27

Food Baby's

Good thing you're not on the hook for child support for the multiple "food baby's" this guy's had using your diverted man-juice. :p

Life is good

The Cat

sunnyday1 169 Reviews 116 reads

posted 5 years ago

8 / 27

BTW

I love how YEMV is now an inside joke on the board.... HAHA

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 143 reads

posted 5 years ago

9 / 27

Great story Twoon, but . . . .

I'm glad I wasn't eating lunch when I read it. Lol

Twoontuesday 11 Reviews 105 reads

posted 5 years ago

10 / 27

Re: Great story Twoon, but . . . .

That's one fridge to AVOID!!!!

YEMV

team_rocket_qwerty 35 Reviews 102 reads

posted 5 years ago

11 / 27

Re: Great story Twoon, but . . . .

Twoon, pretty sure yarcappn might have been a frequent visitor of that fridge. LOL

Twoontuesday 11 Reviews 115 reads

posted 5 years ago

12 / 27

Re: Great story Twoon, but . . . .

Back at ND he'd ask the kgirls not to wash up as the night went on...and he'd be last appt.

Eeeehhhhwww

luvmtiter 111 Reviews 111 reads

posted 5 years ago

13 / 27

Re: Great story Twoon, but . . . .

Uhg, great story... Pretty sure I read that on Redbook, like 10 years ago-Still a great story tho...
So WTF does YEMV mean, anyway? I wanna be on the inside too!

Twoontuesday 11 Reviews 122 reads

posted 5 years ago

14 / 27

Re: Great story Twoon, but . . . .

I was a lurker back at RB daze, but I'm not Kun Gumiho's only customer...

I did share this story on NAM and ND. Randy asked me not to share anymore disgusting Tales from the AMP but it's just so bizarre...

Instead of Your Mileage May Vary, we're trying out Your Experience May Vary. I kinda like to use Sexperience for Experience but baby steps...

Now ya know...

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lester_prairie 12 Reviews 113 reads

posted 5 years ago

15 / 27

Arousal vs aversion

Some people are turned on by things that disgust others. It's said that evolution is a cheap programmer. So arousal and aversion share the same circuitry, since why develop two circuits if one already existed (sex drive.) Trouble is, the aversion vs arousal association can get swapped for various things.

gatorjimmy 34 Reviews 108 reads

posted 5 years ago

16 / 27

Your Eating May Vary....

YEMV
EOM

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 103 reads

posted 5 years ago

17 / 27

Re: Your Eating May Vary....

Given the subject matter of Twoon's story, this is a disturbing thought. Lol

Twoontuesday 11 Reviews 127 reads

posted 5 years ago

18 / 27

One Hour Girlfriend

I'm over at kun Gumiho's house.

For those about to rock I salute you!

For those about to chill I salute you too!!

YEMV

36363jensen 4 Reviews 118 reads

posted 5 years ago

19 / 27

Here's a new take on an aswer

I'm sick of the IT and marketing companies selling me (my personal info, actions and interests) and now you're telling me you're selling my DNA without my permission?

Twoontuesday 11 Reviews 93 reads

posted 5 years ago

20 / 27

Music Soothes The Savage Beast

Cue Steve Winwood's 'Fly Like An Eagle'...

Agreed brother Jensen...

YEMV

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team_rocket_qwerty 35 Reviews 130 reads

posted 5 years ago

21 / 27

Re: Here's a new take on an aswer

This is very offtopic and random from me, but all those DNA ancestry checkers online store your DNA in databases that can then be checked against.

And I believe the government, if needed, can very well ask for this data to be turned over to them.

In other words, once you use that innocuous looking service that tells your ancestry for 40 bucks, you sold your DNA to be found online by people who might be interested. And if your relatives did this, well it's fairly
close to you selling your DNA. Lol.

Its fairly common knowledge now, but I thought I'd share. If you're interested, look up how east bay r8pist/Golden state killer in the bay area was found using some great detective work. Without a genealogy site and people who willingly sent their DNA, he would've never been caught.

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