so some of the khos that i dated when i was insane came over to my place once in awhile and five i know for sure took a dump and three have special mention:
-one left an odor that smelled like something died and has been rotting since 10,000 BC
-didn't flush the toilet and saw pieces of brown stained corn bits floating in the water
-nothing out of the ordinary but i didn't hear any hand washing noises after she was done so might have gotten some shit matter on my face when she touched me

Zero. If you don't count hotel out calls in Vegas. What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas tho.  

 

I did take a dump once in a kgirls bathroom, and it was pretty embarrassing. Not my proudest moment.

im assuming she made you scrub your asshole with soap and water for 30mins!  and had a look like was disgusted beyond imagination!

and i also have had some non proud moments.  sometimes when i get to the incalls i take a piss or let some farts out before i get to apartment.  and then when i do get into the apartment if the girl is hot i usually try to deviate from the girls script and start the action and skip the shower.  so sometimes when we strip right away i start with a 69 with me on top and i shove my dick into her mouth so she can blow me and alternatively sit on her face so she can shove her tongue up my asshole.  feel bad cause shes swallowing some salty piss and micro pieces of shit from the fart left behind on my asshole since i didnt shower after pissing and farting.  but cause so horny can't help myself.  

Probably more than that. I've dated several K-Girls and when you get into an LTR with a girl, her friends tend to come over too. I've probably seen a few hundred different K-Girls outside of the spa/incall over the years when you include all the friends of the K-girls I've dated and many of them have ended up at my house. How many is impossible to count.

 
That said, I have never noticed that "K-Girl" shit smells any different than any other kind of shit, not that I was looking for any distinctions of course. lol

outside real life Kgirlfriends I have had in the past twelve years, all but one have been to my home, but of the ten that have, they all were there long enough (usually overnight or a whole weekend) to take a dump at my place.  

 
I just wanted to mention that the girl that used your toilet, didn't wash her hands, and then touched your face, does not constitute you getting "shit-faced" with her.  Just so you know.

No, she did not make me scrub anything. She treated it professionally.

 

I'm not sure if you're just trolling or whatnot, but unless you really know the girl, I wouldn't advise what you described in your last paragraph. At best, the girl will frown at you and wipe your stuff. At worst, she will be pissed and tell the PO to BL you for pulling such shit.

now always have an electric Fresh Air Deodorizer hooked up in the bathroom wall

she was drunk at the time.  maybe thats why she didn't wash her hands.  lol.  

thinking back. one of my regrets.  she was pretty cool chick when we were together.  but she had some tough life and i think messed her up some.   just too much drama for me so i dumped her.   not that she lost any sleep over it.  popular girl.  alot of clients kissed her ass literally and figuratively.  haha.   so i doubt she cared.

Get a TOTO toilet (or if you want to save some $$ get a TOTO seat cover - they have vacuum filters for smell, 2 different spray nozzles (for her front and back, for us just the one) and it comes out warm.... it even has a blow dryer so you don't stay wet - haven't used TP in years.... best thing in the world. Someone could have dumped a rotten carcass clay pot in that toilet and you wouldn't smell it.