Pussy Germs are a fact of life. But what are the facts?
Any casual research on the internet will describe pussy germs as mostly beneficial for health (Thank you KGirl gods!). “Normal Flora of the Vagina” : Mostly lactobacilli. Hmmm. I thought lactobacilli was something in our gut to digest milk. Hmmm.
Ok, I got more on lactobacilli. It is a probiotic. People buy this bacteria and digest it for their bowel health. They (women) also use probiotics like lactobacilli in their pussies. I shit you not. Mayo Clinic shit! Yogurt is a common probiotic and women actually use it in their pussies to fight yeast infections!
Alright, lactobacilli is good bacteria for vagina and if you like yogurt, you are in luck if your KGirl gets a yeast infection. If you are lactose intolerant, you’re fucked.
Bacterial Vaginosis. BV. Imbalance of pussy germs, basically. It is not a STD or a yeast infection but it is the most common bacteria infection of the pussy. Causes stinky itchy pussy.
Straight off internet:
Several factors can increase the number of bacteria (BV), including:
1. Sex. Semen impacts the pH level in the vagina, which can contribute to a higher rate of bacteria growth.
2. Douching. Douching with vinegar or antiseptics causes inflammation and can increase the risk of infections. This also can eliminate some good bacteria.
3. Diet change. Anything that affects the gastrointestinal tract or internal body system can affect the normal balance of bacteria. Also, a poor diet can affect the ability of the body to return to normal state.
4. Nylon underwear/tight yoga pants. Wearing nylon underwear or tight yoga pants can block air movement in the vaginal area, which can cause increased bacteria growth.
5. Heavily perfumed/antibacterial soaps. Using soap with a lot of scent or an antibacterial agent spurs bacteria growth.
6. Sweating. When you work out, your clothes get wet, which encourages bacteria growth.
Holy Shit!!! These BBFS KGirls get gallons of sperm in their pussies daily, and they douch like 20 times a day, I don’t know about #3 or #4 but kimchi in the diet can kill anything-so that’s good-additionally, keeping KGirls naked and blowing air in their pussies might help mitigate tight pants as cause of BV. I didn’t find anything negative about sperm in the diet so BBBJTCWS is probably good! Soap in pussy is counterintuitively bad (note to self: leave KGirl alone after shower so they can swish some yogurt in their pussy; and lastly, keep fan on so KGirl doesn’t sweat too much while pounding her pussy.
Guys, we can use condoms to keep sperm from impacting the pH level of the pussy. I have to assume sperm is not an acid so how it impacts the pH is unknown. To me at least. But it does according to THE science. Too much douching can cause BV (stinking pussy). Well that is definitely a fucked up situation. Too muchie washy washy can make pussy stinky stinky. No vinegar allowed when there’s lots of fucky fucky. Use vogurt instead.
Besides the pussy the other thing to discuss is your mouth (her mouth is fine because she eats kimchi) because there is concern BBFS is Bad when you DATY because that pussy, which is pumped full of sperm 10x per day, can be pH imbalanced and douching that pussy 20x per day can eliminate the good bacteria, and all of that can cause BV. Got it?
Mouth bacteria. Please read this shit straight off the internet. I edited it to keep it readable.
The following are 7 everyday objects that are dirtier than a toilet seat:
Faucets – There are over 300 types of germs found on the handles of faucets.
Soap and Paper towel - Refillable dispensers are often contaminated
Money – When handling money you come into contact with mainly two things: germs from everyone that previously handled it and narcotics.
Computer Keyboard – The average office keyboard has 3,295 germs per square inch!
Phone – There are nearly 10 times more germs on your mobile device than on a toilet seat.
Mouth – The mouth is a pretty dirty place due to being warm, wet and in direct contact with the outside world when it is open. There are nearly 500-600 different species of bacteria found in the human mouth.
Holy Shit!!!
TMI!!
Ok. For my lizard brain it is simple. First of all fucking is an important activity. We all have to do it. If you chose to fuck KGirls, then please be aware that your fucking mouth is full of bacteria. It’s dirtier than a toilet seat, faucets, dish soap dispenser, money, keyboard, or cell phone.
And much dirtier than her lactobacilli balanced pussy. Way dirtier!
So, apparently, if I adequately understand pussy germs, the CDC recommends not kissing KGirl upon entering; instead, go straight to bedroom and remove your clothes, watch, cell phone and place in UV container; also place fanned out cash donation in UV sanitation device; hold hands high as you enter bathroom and use your elbows to turn on faucet; use elbow to dispense soap (and please, I beg you, do not get soap in her pussy!), wash hands for 30 seconds; blue toast continuously while showering by yourself (and don’t comment if she has a pool pH test kit in bathroom); lastly, while having sex (BBFS or not), do not complain that her breathe smells like kimchi or her pussy tastes like yogurt! The kimchi will kill your mouth bacteria and the yogurt will neutralize the pH effects your sperm has on her lactobacilli.
Besides that, enjoy your fucking hiking adventure!
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