Another example of a properly structured limerick. Solely for educational purposes. Any resemblance to real or imaginary figures is unintended and purely coincidental. There once was a monger named Rocket Who kept his dick in his pocket And in his personal view Never approved of a positive review He pleasured himself in his closet Haiku is much more challenging due to the requisite brevity, and much more effective at stimulating the imagination to visualize the written word. A Rocket rises up And explodes Swallowing its own payload
I once had a crush on non-pro k-girl, but I had no chance of scorin’. It’s hard for me to get a civvie k-girl, and I’m glad many are whorin’. If you want a little laugh, get them to try to say Ralph Lauren.
Tonight I think I’m really in luck. I’ve got a young K-girl ready to fuck. She promised a blow job and bare back too. But now I’m wondering what should I do? She said not to worry - that she’s a real “baddy”, But in nine months, I fear my name could be “daddy”?
OK, for you purists who were subjected to hours of poetry in high school like I was, you will undoubtedly note that the poem is not totally iambic. Rather I did sneak in a bit of anapestic. But as always, it’s the thought that counts. Ciao!
There once was a gal name Sookie Who decided to sell her sweet cookie But amid the mad dash, If you didn’t have cash You missed out on getting some nookie.
Hey BP, should we start a discreet poetry board? LOL!
There once were some stubborn white knight johns They could not acknowledge org girls faults Publicly on a board Messenger they ignored Head in sand is the truth they had bought
Another example of a properly structured limerick. Solely for educational purposes. Any resemblance to real or imaginary figures is unintended and purely coincidental.
There once was a monger named Rocket Who kept his dick in his pocket And in his personal view Never approved of a positive review He pleasured himself in his closet
Haiku is much more challenging due to the requisite brevity, and much more effective at stimulating the imagination to visualize the written word.
A Rocket rises up And explodes Swallowing its own payload
Your last 10 or so posts are about me or to me even tho you're supposedly ignoring me. I'm flattered about the attention, but jeez, ever try to diversify your bonds? You thinking about my dick on a saturday?
Also, I'm not quite sure a 9 8 7 11 9 qualifies for a limerick. I'm not an expert, but it seems really out of whack. To call it "properly structured" is a bit of a stretch I'd say. Checking syllable count isnt as easy as shilling for a kgirl, I guess.
My customers, boss and co-workers pissed on my leg and tried to tell me lT'S RAINING!!! Fuck those no good mother fuckers!!!! I told Kun Gumiho I'm broke til next Friday and that's the last I heard from her...
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