Of course, all pertinent info is appreciated, but this pertains mainly to my fellow LA hobbyists....

I grudgingly PM you some ideas. But also see the link below on treasures in Pepsi’s Palace.
With your credential of causing nuclear orgasm to one girl, you’ll trigger quantum cum on the other. That’s Nobel stuff, man.  
But I’ll take this opportunity to admit a gaffe, related to threesome. (me ain’t no Trump.) In a previous thread I let the iPhone autofill take over one typo and had ‘always’ trumping ‘almost’. I was lazy and quoted MimiLAX’s scores from memory. So I deserve to be the butt of jokes for SNL, pro bono. Too bad Mimi’s profile is gone, to prove my point, but her scores with friends remain.  

Just get yourself a Chinese or Vietnamese gf and spend a year or three training them in the wonderful art of prolonged orgasm.  Of course, there needs to be a natural talent later in the lady -- mine was screamingly orgasmic in our first encounter.  I saw a potential, and was able to work with her over the years to achieve the ten minute prolonged uninterrupted orgasm (hers, alas, not mine! LOLOLOL)....

or only if it benefited you being pleasure by two girls?

And you can read into that anything you want....

two dicks being the same as two pussies.  Its apples and oranges, er  . . . bananas.

Optimist, pessimist,
The difference is droll.
The optimist sees the donut,
The pessimist sees the hole.

this kind of high-brow poetry.  The only poems I know start out, "There once was a girl . . ."

The limerick is the highest form of poetic art ever created.  Next to it, the puny haiku is a hint of creation.  Compared to the limerick, a Shakespearean sonnet is nothing, and the love poems of Browning, the modern structures of TS Eliot (NO, not that kind of TS) and the emotional examination of Sylvia Plath are mere persiflage.

...The point is he can reach his mouth so obviously he could reach his ass.  And an ass doesn't have to be a cunt to fuck it - he could fuck it as is.  Therefore, he was saying he'd like to be able to fuck his ear as long as he could reach his head.

.....as Ron Jeremy who could suck his own dick, would we still need providers in our lives? LOL! Ciao!