of quips that leaves us both smiling, but there are also some just from her. Some examples . . . .
1. She: I'm so flattered, you shaved your balls just for ME!!!
Me: Yeah, right, and you shaved your pussy just for me.
2. She (during DATY): That's very good, you're a professional, but I'm not going to pay you.
Me: Okay, but that means your blowjob has to be better than my pussy-licking.
3. Seeing a girl the second time when its been more than a year since the first time . . . . She doesn't remember me, but then during DATY, she blurts out, "NOW I remember you!!"
4. After we are finished, she says, "Are you seeing anyone else today?" I just laugh. Then she says, "A strong man like you can see two or three girls in the same day!!! (Yeah, those were the days, but I don't admit they are over. I just take the smile she gave me and go home.)
5. And my all-time favorite, which I have heard from several different girls, "Time's up, so you have to leave, but your tongue can stay."