a well-lubed finger ( her's ) in my "bung-hole" while she's sucking my dick.
Pm me if that's on your menu.

Can't wait for the feed-back on this one. ( it could get ugly )

I've already started the red face thing!!

And why PM, I will tell you right here, that I love it.

Go by the evidence at hand.  "PM me if its on your menu" makes it an ISO.

I like a dildo in my ass while I'm getting sucked off.

...afterwards that it was just a dildo?  

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I usually don't know what i'm trying to do??
Not sure why that had to be said, but, it if it makes you feel better, by all means, say it.

Instead of a well lubed finger, how about an unlubed Louisville Slugger?

Re: Wash that dirty ass before you expect a woman to stick her finger up your ass [e]

That's what her tongue is for......
i'm sure that statement added me to a few more, DNS lists.
( lighten up, it was a joke )

I have to admit, that was funny. ( even if you were serious )

Re: Wash that dirty ass before you expect a woman to stick her finger up your ass [e]

That's why you put a condom on your finger first

The number of times I've thought "WTF?" when I've read what you've written: you gave me more fits than MP when I was a mod; and you don't seem to see the humor in most posts, but rather take things literally; BUT

You genuinely seem like a nice guy; you're real as opposed to a number of posers on this board; and you're consistently you- so I actually respect  you and appreciate having you as a character on this board, so I apologize if I offended you FWIW.  If its not worth anything, well, I can dig where you're coming from.

Re: Wash that dirty ass before you expect a woman to stick her finger up your ass [e]

Ok OK, u talked me into condoms. But, i must be allowed to place my condom covered finger into that sexy little behind of yours!! Deal ??  

I tried the tantric thing, and a finger up the butt was part of it.
My ass locked shut like Alcatraz.
Now a tiny vibrating thiny..... Take off!!!
I met a really cool older colombian woman who kinda broke one out, threw a rubber on it, and went to town. She hit me with hands, lips, and vibrator thing. I never shot a load so far. The damn thing flew across the bed, and hit the lamp.

We already know you're gay. Again, we do NOT CARE. At least go to the ISO board and take a dump elsewhere for once.

Yes, a very lifelike, flesh-colored, throbbing, ejaculating dildo!

So THAT'S what was dripping off the lamp shade! I was wondering...

resident bipolar....i know it's a slam...but a funny one, for sure.