The number of times I've thought "WTF?" when I've read what you've written: you gave me more fits than MP when I was a mod; and you don't seem to see the humor in most posts, but rather take things literally; BUT
You genuinely seem like a nice guy; you're real as opposed to a number of posers on this board; and you're consistently you- so I actually respect you and appreciate having you as a character on this board, so I apologize if I offended you FWIW. If its not worth anything, well, I can dig where you're coming from.
I tried the tantric thing, and a finger up the butt was part of it. My ass locked shut like Alcatraz. Now a tiny vibrating thiny..... Take off!!! I met a really cool older colombian woman who kinda broke one out, threw a rubber on it, and went to town. She hit me with hands, lips, and vibrator thing. I never shot a load so far. The damn thing flew across the bed, and hit the lamp.
So THAT'S what was dripping off the lamp shade! I was wondering...
Posted By: TheHoundOfCullin
I met a really cool older colombian woman who kinda broke one out, threw a rubber on it, and went to town. She hit me with hands, lips, and vibrator thing. I never shot a load so far. The damn thing flew across the bed, and hit the lamp.
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