I don't usually bother to take the time for stuff like this, but i could not resist this time.
i am just totally baffled by one thing...why do you think this site is here for?
Who are you to think that all the very busy people of Houston, especially the ones that are either fantastic enough (the girls) or successful enough (the gentlemen)to be on this site, should do your research for you?
This site exists precisely to answer every question you asked. You even went so far as to suggest that we go read your reviews...a service i choose not to pay for...so that we can figure out what you like.
Did it occur to you that we are very busy exploring what we like, and, at least for me, having a fantastic time doing it?
I am in Austin at the moment. If i were alone and reading this i probably would have just scoffed and laughed and move on...but i am not alone. i am with my incredibly sexy girlfriend, Epiphany. When we read it together we laughed so hard we almost fell out of our chairs...and then we thought...you know, why not answer his question? I mean, if he can be so arrogant as to assume we have the time, then i think we can be arrogant enough to tell him the absolute truth.
So here it is. We are the hottest thing happening in Houston. We are totally connected and in the know with every community we visit nationwide, so you can be assured that if it is to be known about our hometowns and it might be of interest to our well respected and powerful clients, we know it. Hotels and strip clubs are a mere beginning.
My name is Danielle Squirts, hers is EpiphanyXTC, and we will be back in Houston on Friday. I believe an articulate, witty, sincere gentleman of the sort that a girl like myself is accustomed to spending time with, would immediately visit my site and get scheduled to insure that he can see us at the precise times he requires. We are both very popular, as you can see from our reviews, and we both travel most of the time, which means when we do venture to my home town of Houston, we are in demand, to say the least.
Now, i said arrogant, but truthfully, this can all be verified on this very site. Check out our reviews, that is what they are there for, and what you should have done in the first place.
When you click the button that says reviews it takes you to a page where you can enter any criteria you want...including trivial information such as hair color.
