You are hereby summoned to attend Paris' "Balls Deep" Invitational Golf Tournament.  If you're a gentleman who hungers to use his driving iron and savors getting his balls washed, this tournament is for you!  For the gentlemen who only plays on occasion, wouldn't you agree....it's time to drain your plugged balls and shine your iron! Before you get off the cart, you'll be drilling that hole like a pro.

On the fairway, he bent his knees, kept his shoulders straight, pulled back slow, and then followed through. "It is NOT easy to drive your ball down a fairway that tight, so keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more," he says. When she looked at the size of his putter, she swiftly placed a ten finger grip on the headboard... anticipating him to grip it and rip it. With his stiff shaft in hand, he aimed and began sinking a long one into her juicy sweet spot. With a milk grip on his iron, she began to bounce on his shaft... driving it deep in the zone. He couldn't help but notice she was biting her lip each time he would tap-in the target. She says, "You are huge!" He replies, "I was really stroking it today, envisioning playing a round with you."  

After recovery and reloading, she parted her lips and started washing his balls and shaft. Slowly, she began to circle her lip with his club head.. taunting him. Spirited... her head began to bounce up and down as he bumped it into her throat. Not desiring to release too early, he decided to change positions.  He briskly proceeded to swing her a round, push her on her back, preparing for a hole in one. "Man, he's got the biggest head and stiffest shaft I've ever seen." "He might just circle the lip there...he did. He got the lip out." No, wait..."It looks, It looks....like he is going to just tap it....just a lit-tle...TAP and IT'S IN!" His iron sliced into her hole, with great satisfaction, driving it home. As he was bumping it rough, she started to wedge against the wall...moving progressively further each time he would zinger. There was an excessive amount of juice flowing, from her sweet spot, getting his balls and iron wet. Swinging deep with his nine iron, he launched his missile for yet another score!

What are you waiting for? Come join me in a "Balls Deep" experience...you know you want to.

Golfing Connoisseur,
Paris

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How do you feel about Mulligans?

As I'm sure you're aware, Mulligans are illegal according to the official rules for golfing, in a tournament. However, I happen to enjoy mulligans every now and again. After all, we're focusing on releasing stress and everybody walking away a winner. With that being said, go ahead....take another turn at that hole in one!

Paris Bouvier

Absolutely luv it!