Mermaid Jade Reassigned to Conduct Ultimate Pre-Test Tutoring....

Where does the time go?  I can't believe we're approaching Mid-Term examinations once again!  The University of Pleasure's Maritime Seduction Faculty Chairwoman, Dr. Hilliary Rodnhand Clitlicr, has directed me to immediately commence with personalized classes to prepare all voyagers to safely score A Plus.  As your favorite Professor of Undergraduate Shipwrecked Sailors and Yeomen, (P.U.S.S.Y.), I feel honored once again for my selection to oversee and participate in the "sustained growth" of your ongoing educational proclivities. No matter how LONG and HARD you try to study with others, I  guarantee you will undoubtedly achieve maximum test result Outcums while observing and receiving my individual BEST IN CLASS supervisory techniques.  Remember, as in any academic undertaking or experiment, CREAM always RISES to the TOP.  Accordingly, this Mermaid shall be delighted to employ both a "verbal" and "hands on" approach in order to keep your "heads" focused on where  they belong so as to insure all the cream in my student bodies flow to and abundantly OVER the top!  As always, new fresh Seamen attendees are enthusiastically welcomed, subject to routine screening  (Cream from the Crop of unknown students abandoning other vessels - how stimulating and pleasantly thought provoking!).  So register today for these state of the art study habit instructions followed by complete and fully enhanced  demonstrations.  I'm really excited and looking forward to our joining together for many awesome Splashing Good Times before the Fall Semester concludes!

Your incentive for signing up for classes now. I will take $50 off your books til the end of November.

Splashing Good Times,
Mermaid Jade

WOW! I finally have a few days I am available ALL DAY LONG.

Here is what I have coming up for you:
Friday, November 25th (all day)
Friday, December 9th (1pm-4pm)
Thursday, December 22nd (all day)
Friday, December 23rd (all day)
and
Welcome to the NEW YEAR
Monday, January 2nd (all day)
Tuesday, January 3rd (all day)

Please schedule ahead, I'd love to see you.

-- Modified on 11/16/2011 3:47:30 PM