This is the week that romance will blossom
And time with me would be totally awesome

A candy heart says "I am head over heels for you"
But for you its my heels over head that will do

So come see me to get a big hug and great kiss
I promise that it will be nothing but pure bliss

I don't need candy or anything sweet
You know what it takes for us to meet

So hurry now and schedule some time
And for that moment I will be YOUR Valentine!

I am available all early mornings from 8-10am and  
evenings from 4pm-9pm (except the 14th), mornings and night for weekends.  

Splashing Good Times,
Mermaid Jade

PS: My hair is now blonde and long

Roses are red violets are blue
Sugar is sweet and so are you!

Check out my website to see when I'm available in the evenings.

Come be my Valentine from 13th-17th from 4pm to 9pm;
Saturday and Sunday from 9am til ?.

Please schedule ahead with me, because my dating times fill up quickly.

Splashing Good Times,
Mermaid Jade

"Why do Sailors want the Mermaid so"? eager students ask with a sigh.
"Cause I love to make them happy", was her sultry hot reply!

Available in Orlando upon request and doubles with Ms. Brenda Boobies.
Please book ahead with me.

Splashing Good Times,
Mermaid Jade

First time shipwrecked student sailors are always welcome, subject to routine screening.  I provide all necessary seminar materials for the safety of my attendees.

Splashing Good Times,
Mermaid Jade

As you can see this Mermaid comes out off the sea.
I surely love Sailors to come spend time with ME!

Here is my weekly schedule:
Monday, Tuesday & Thursday, Friday evenings from 4pm-10pm
and
This weekend!

Splashing Good Times,
Mermaid Jade

I'd like to sing MJ's praises, my poetic friend
whose clever ads and poems always give me a grin

She's always fun loving, cool and full of mirth
and I think she's got the best tits on earth

Spending time with this Sweetheart's like being in heaven
and on a '10' scale, this dear's an '11'

She'll sure make you smile, this Goddess of Pleasure
and I can't say enough nice about this true Tampa Treasure

1rob....eat your heart out, Longfellow...out    8-)