Ahoy Seamen Diddle, do enjoy this short riddle  
 As I dream passion gazing the moon.  
 Drawing fine wine from loves carafe,  
 Teaching all my Sailors and staff  
 Splashing Good Times at my pleasure lagoon!  
   
 My lectures and demonstrations always accomplish maximum results.  
 Class attendance is also encouraged and welcome to new student mariners, subject to routine screening. Register today for Special Mermaid Seduction summer classes while seats are still available.  
 I'll transform your aquatic maneuvers and expertise in such a way that you'll exceed all output expectations again and again on your way to earning your Ph.D (Philanderer highest Designation).  
   
 I am only available in the evenings from 6pm-10pm and weekends from 8am til 6pm.  
 If you've met me before please send me an email or text me.  
   
 Happy Slashing Good Times to ALL,  
 Mermaid Jade