Recently on my travels. I noticed a few things missing. Two of my favorite panties were nowhere to be found.
I looked in every inch of the room. The bathroom, under the bed, suitcase. NOTHING.

I'm thinking my dates (two separate) decided they wanted a keepsake. I wish they would have asked, I don't have a problem with sending you off with a care package. But dayum, they were my favorites.

So let me ask this, ladies, and perhaps gents,

Have you ever had anything missing after a Date?  

xox

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It is always so nice to get some sexy gifts, toy, massage  oil, panties, etc.... But on my last tour, I noticed that one of the sexy gifts went missing too.  It was pretty and pink and the perfect size for me.  I am still in search of it :0(  I keep looking in my suitcase like it will magically appear.  Well, I know that most of the gents I saw on tour, all married so how and why and where would it be kept to not raise any suspition.  Or heck, maybe the maid is having fun with it as we speak???  One of life's little unsolved mysteries.  

Funny topic on this Beautiful Sunday!

French kisses

Elle Vegas

one lamp shade and LOL---Then again ! But life has its Up's and down's !!

Sometimes the envelope is a little light or even empty.  
It has been know to happen.  Even if refrences check out.  It only takes one bad apple.  Luckily they are few and far between.

French Kisses

Elle Vegas

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And this was before I started hobbying!  I think it was a civvie lady I hooked up with but I really have no idea.  Somebody went home commando though.

You girls are like rock stars. Guys taking home your panties as a keepsake is definitely funny. 47 years on this planet and I can assure you no girl has ever walked off with my draws!
Seriously though, it's not cool to take anything w/o asking. Most of you girls are so cool and understanding to our little perversions. On the flip side I have never had anything missing after a date.

My virginity.

This happened to me a lot!!! Missing items such as panties, bras, stockings, perfume, and on a little weirder side some hair brushes. I guess it would be whatever they can fit in a pocket when Im not looking.  This didnt bother me much at first until I just couldnt stand it anymore, not having my matching undergarments. just a bra no panties or vice verse. Now I get two rooms.  One to keep my stuff in and sleep in and one to work out of.  Yes it costs me more but not as much as replacing my items.  If you dont have the funds for this some simple luggage locks could do.  Make sure to lock it all up before your client arrives.

i've accidentally left a thing or two behind on outcalls (massage oil once, a set of pearls another time), but i was always notified promptly and was able to fetch them when we next met.  

missing panties, hmmm?  wow!  well, i have plenty of pretty panties - i'm a bit of a collector, as anyone who know me knows - so if a gent wants a souvenir, all he need do is ask.  i always make sure to have more than one pair of all my favorites, for just that reason...

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After an encounter I couldn't find my white thong panties. We looked all over and they were never found. After some time I wondered if perhaps he took them but we were uhm, entwined during our time together and never left the bed. I still wonder where on earth those pannies are! lol.

Nope, Elle, it was 27 years ago when I was 23, a few weeks before my 24th birthday in December.

Now I wish I had waited so it could have been you! LOL

I have never had anything missing but I doubt my boxers will ever be stolen.  To steal is total bull shit any way.  If you want something so bad just ask and offer some extra $$.

Oh, I have heard of your pantie collection, JMarie!

From what I understand it's quite extensive! I also heard that you are an enabler LOL! We should get together and see who has more. How's that? LOL!!

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Ok, in reading this it sounds waaaaay creepier than I had originally intended.

in our mouths, what the hell are we supposed to do??????   LOL!!!

Now, I know that I have yet to see you but something tells me that you have tried that mouth-stuffing trick a time or two . . . . .    

My self respect that I lost after booking an appointment with what I thought was a 24 year old redheaded hottie that turned out to be a 50 year old  buck toothed, gargoyle, with a red wig on. I still had sex with her and have been looking for my self respect ever since.

not my wallet.....but $$$$....you can never be too careful.

But I have much better friends now.......and they don't need heavy airbrushing and don't look like they have been eating twinkies 24/7 either  

Live and learn.....lol!

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