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It is always so nice to get some sexy gifts, toy, massage  oil, panties, etc.... But on my last tour, I noticed that one of the sexy gifts went missing too.  It was pretty and pink and the perfect size for me.  I am still in search of it :0(  I keep looking in my suitcase like it will magically appear.  Well, I know that most of the gents I saw on tour, all married so how and why and where would it be kept to not raise any suspition.  Or heck, maybe the maid is having fun with it as we speak???  One of life's little unsolved mysteries.  

Funny topic on this Beautiful Sunday!

French kisses

Elle Vegas

And this was before I started hobbying!  I think it was a civvie lady I hooked up with but I really have no idea.  Somebody went home commando though.

That's another reason why you shouldn't wear panties.

You girls are like rock stars. Guys taking home your panties as a keepsake is definitely funny. 47 years on this planet and I can assure you no girl has ever walked off with my draws!
Seriously though, it's not cool to take anything w/o asking. Most of you girls are so cool and understanding to our little perversions. On the flip side I have never had anything missing after a date.

My virginity.

Used to all the time until I fixed that

This happened to me a lot!!! Missing items such as panties, bras, stockings, perfume, and on a little weirder side some hair brushes. I guess it would be whatever they can fit in a pocket when Im not looking.  This didnt bother me much at first until I just couldnt stand it anymore, not having my matching undergarments. just a bra no panties or vice verse. Now I get two rooms.  One to keep my stuff in and sleep in and one to work out of.  Yes it costs me more but not as much as replacing my items.  If you dont have the funds for this some simple luggage locks could do.  Make sure to lock it all up before your client arrives.

i've accidentally left a thing or two behind on outcalls (massage oil once, a set of pearls another time), but i was always notified promptly and was able to fetch them when we next met.  

missing panties, hmmm?  wow!  well, i have plenty of pretty panties - i'm a bit of a collector, as anyone who know me knows - so if a gent wants a souvenir, all he need do is ask.  i always make sure to have more than one pair of all my favorites, for just that reason...

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in our mouths, what the hell are we supposed to do??????   LOL!!!

Now, I know that I have yet to see you but something tells me that you have tried that mouth-stuffing trick a time or two . . . . .    

My self respect that I lost after booking an appointment with what I thought was a 24 year old redheaded hottie that turned out to be a 50 year old  buck toothed, gargoyle, with a red wig on. I still had sex with her and have been looking for my self respect ever since.