I had seen this good looking escort in Nashville (not Misty Moore with whom I had a great time and she wants me to repeat)  two months ago at her place.    Everything was normal but yesterday I got call (my Orlando calls are redirected to my mobile phone) from this redneck saying he is the escort's boyfriend and he secretly videotaped me having sex with the escort.    He said he wants $10,000 or he will mail the video to my wife / girlfriend.!   LOL.

I told him I was home in Espoo, Finland for Easter and I neither have a wife nor a girlfriend but he is welcome to mail it to my house and my 83 year old grandma can watch it.   I also told him to put some subtitles in Finnish as my grandma only knows Finnish.

He hung up

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I returned  home to Kissimmee last night.     Today,  I went to the  Osceola County Sheriff Department and filed a complaint about the blackmail call.    They traced the call to a prison in Nashville.     Then, when I called the escort I was relieved when she answered the phone.      After she recognized me she asked if I had gotten a ransom call recently.       According to her, her house was burglarized about two weeks after we had met.      The thief who was caught later had about two dozens previous convictions and he had managed to take lot of her personal belongings including her personal computer.      She said couple of the men she had seen who live in Nashville and around had gotten similar calls from him.      I was only happy when she told me the guy now has been charged with making ransom and extortion calls in addition to housebreaking and burglary etc.,  
   
 She was very much relieved that I did not freak out and send the jerk any money.    I plan on meeting the fine woman again when I visit Nashville in summer

on her.

Great tale. You're getting good at these.  

Is it not really?    With the American Justice system that is laughing stock in Europe, fairy tales can definitely become REAL. LOL.   A felon with more than a dozen convictions is out on town, burglarizing homes, stealing and then making extortion call from a PRISON paid with TAXPAYER dollars.     Honest women trying to making a living by meeting respectable men in private are rounded up and thrown in prison.

You make the call.

Back from 'Finland' already eh? You're hilarious. Keep it up we enjoy it.  

Have a drink!

Now we're narrowing down your issue. Way to duck the question.

What you want him to do?     May be you should post your  address where he can mail copies of his airline ticket and boarding passes.    With no reviews of your own, what are you?    TER detective squad?